The White Boy

I am the white boy…… Join my white boy army….

[white-boy-offical]

White boy intro post

Hello! I am white boy! Yes, that white boy! I am joyous and whimsical! So here’s some info about me!!!! :3

Name: Whiteus boyacus

Age: yuh

Height: uh like… 5’2”

Location: distant

Goals: to go…

Animals: I like horses and dogs and cats and mice and rabbits and snakes and frogs and

Gender: boy

Pronouns: boy

Like:

My intro post

Animals

Being white boy

Being a silly guy

Growing distant

Going

My name (specifically when said twice or said with words said twice)

Dislikes:

being BORING

Being NOT SILLY

uhmmmmmmm

The ists and obes

DNI:

NOT SILLY GOOBERS

wait actually you can interact even if you’re not silly nvm

PEOPLE WHO HATE SILLY GOOBERS

HATEFUL PEOPLE GRRRR

BOWLING ALLEYS!!!!!!

HASHTAG THINGIES I FORGOT THE NAME OF:

Go white boy go: regular posts

Why white boy, why?: asks

No white boy, no: reblogs

Amount of officals accounts I have now: 4

[satan-offical]

controversial opinion:

[white-boy-offical]

you do not get white boy approval anymore……..

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[man-offical]

man! ok?

[white-boy-offical]

white boy

[spookthelilguy]

Local white boy is being made to go to THERAPY

[white-boy-offical]

Healthy white boy is a STRONG white boy

[white-boy-offical]

I love boys so much that I turned into one

Specifically a white boy

A very white boy

yes…. YES!!!!!! You are STRONG white boy!!!!!! General white boy!!!!!!! Colonel white boy!!!!!!!!

[everyday-things-addict]

tag game

Type your name/username into gifs

Xavier-

@man-offical @do-not-u-dare @asap-azriel @no-one-offical @metalstarfella @rosedragon28 @james-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @i-am-xp-64 @endlesswatcher @lake-gender-fluid @zeta-finnish @e-loves-reading @fawnys-blog @kassia244 @lipstickonapiggg

[woman-offical]

Woman-

Alot were nsfw :((

@man-offical @sally-offical @james-offical @business-man-offical @boy-offical @teenage-girl-offical @white-boy-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @stock-images-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-woman-official

[white-boy-offical]

why was skelebones on white boy………. I is not Skelebones…..

@childrens-entertainer-offical @postie-offical

[threedollarsdotcom]

kill that white boy expeditiously

[king-of-oreo]

Don’t kill me…

[aceofpans]

why are you scared . they said white boy, silly

[king-of-oreo]

Aw shut up

[woman-offical]

@white-boy-offical

[white-boy-offical]

Uhm- uh…….. hello I am not white boy!!!!! G-gulp!!!!!!!! I am- *dawns disguise glasses with that big nose and moustache* I am wit-bay-official! Yes!

[czechia-offical]

Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,

The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness. This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be. And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.

Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.

— Czechia (and Slovakia)

(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)

Tags:

@silli-billy15 @chickfila-offical @no-one-offical @japan-offical @giantduckoffical @amnesia-offical @helpmemiku @normal-offical @make-me-president @7-eleven-offical @america-offical (already my maid of honour but still)

the government too: @coffee-shop-offical @procrastinationoffical @da-police-offical @yearning--offical @quiet-girl-offical @storms-approaching @kittykatfanhah @toaster-waffle-official @lemonadebutpink @white-boy-offical @capgras-delusion-offical @rainy-weather-supremacy @thatpatheticartist @pansexuality-official @ambrosiaanapplin @pearlescentmoonkin @ena-offical

Other countries: @sweden-offical @south-africa-offical @canada-offical @italy-offical @france-offical @usa-offical @united-states-offical @russia-offical @poland-offical @norway-offical @australia-offical @new-zealand-offical @denmark-offical

[white-boy-offical]

WOWZA!!!!!!! I’d love to be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes………. I can eat cake…………

[satan-offical]

white boy what the fuck

[chaotic-house-gremlin]

@white-boy-offical what the fuck man

[white-boy-offical]

I sorry……… it’s true………. All them allegations…………

[iodine-coated-cleaver-deactivat]

so uh tagging game

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

Does my oc count? She'd be alright to sit next to...

@veryhungrycaterpillar-official @verysillything @iliketoeatair @blankblackbox1 @writers-offical @penny-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @mentally-wolfed @dyingpen-offical @radiant-sunlight-angel @musiclly–declined @manicali @the-evil-skull @radioactive-gem @shardbound @energywaste @kerosiiniviini + open tags

[verysillything]

petronille.... well i love petronnile! id have a great time:D

​ @swiftieyukaritakeba @thetheloony @girlprince-extraordinaire @strangelycasualhorror @void-existence @doglover639 @lucitoony @painauchocolatlover @junesugars @praythisdemondies

[praythisdemondies]

Beat UNBEATABLE! Honestly hell yeah! I bet she’d be a riot. That or just not talk to me at all, which I wouldn’t mind either. She’s a fan of basic decency either way.

Yes this is another magma drawing

@thegayestaddams @ardienothesieno @sometimes--i--exist @damiodoes @mirabellgm @forgthetheaterkid @goobsurt @noctidreamer @intergalactic-quiche @glitch-e-stardust @siffrindupays @syffrin @mangoocatt @samanthueluniverse @tanileaf @arrowstike-bunn + literally anyone else I’m so curious

[syffrin]

ooh. this can either go great or horribly. dawn from ISAT Overkill AU

*pokes these people* !!

@aisoupsoup @macaroni--stars @daily-memory-of-touch @knife-enby @lostlildoodles @loop-lover-central @silvermoonisreallybored

[silvermoonisreallybored]

MIRABELLE!!!! This… is to be expected tbh….

Honestly! This would be a pretty nice flight! She’d 100% be down to chat if we wanted, but would also leave me be if I needed!!! This would be rather pleasant!

@nibbsbutcooler @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @cosmicariaa @wyvernq @pagethepunk @eightrats86810 @amethystultrakill @nicklink4 @sentientgoop @femboycertified @twohourstoolong @queenofskys5 @kulikum @metropolitankei

Is that everyone? I hope that’s everyone! Go my sillies!!!! (I have personal guesses for half of you creatures, I’m betting 5 bucks (against myself) on who it’s gonna be)

[wyvernq]

ZAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

^ green prince from skong :]]]]]

@perfectsensetv @jaysonofdark @troupestraction @kofrins

[perfectsensetv]

ahhh my favorite son...

He probably either wouldn't bother me cause he's busy looking out of the window the whole flight, or he would talk to me very rarely and maybe watch a show with me.

Also his dad would be there with him and talking with him would make the long flight a lot more bareable.

( @readerofallsins @cuddlybigears @just-a-human-thingy @leastgayphightingphan )

[cuddlybigears]

Omg I’m gonna have my ears YAPPED OFF

(and probably end up halfway out of the window lol)

don’t ask why he’s so beat up in this pic

Also I have like 0 moots :(

( @m8r10theplayerspuppet ok hmm who else……. screw it @sm64-wario go wario (I have never talked to this man in my life) )

[sm64-wario]

Eh, close enough. Sonic would'a probably be on top of the'a plane, and Tails would'a be the'a one flying, so I'a don't know how that'a would work.

Uhhhh... @pink-dr-mario @sm-64-luigi @mariotennisdaisy

[sm-64-luigi]

I think I lucked out here since I’a take my pikmin squad with me when i’a go to Japan for…..Nintendo related things

@mariotennisdaisy @sm64-blue-toad @hotelmario-mario @pkmn-stadium-raichu

[hotelmario-mario]

...how ironic. This is either a clone scenario or nothing changes...aside from the Anon.

(Mod answers asks from his phone and sends images to it-)

Uh...open tags i guess? Everyone I would tag has probably already been tagged.

[sm64-wario]

Waht are you'a two doing? It'a said FICTIONAL characters. Why do your'a pet and'a yourself??????

[hotelmario-mario]

I don't save many fictional characters to my phone gallery. I think not counting myself and my bro, it's...Minecraft Steve and SMG4 Mario?

Also the heck you mean by pet?-

[sm64-wario]

The'a Pikmin are'a more than plants, right? What should I'a call them, his'a children?

[starryvirus]

my self insert? cool ig

[vinnythefrog]

Woha I got husk! I should be okay :3

[moth-the-silly-dude]

These two skeletons ...

I actually like them :3

I'm all good

@le-worm @kayleesapphire @sp4rk-plvgg @sillylittlegenderfluidthing @jaybirdlives @fantasycobra @finnick-draws @humanannoyed @marked4evil @heyyowesterberg

[kayleesapphire]

NOT AGAIN-

@saturneandoo @amtheracoon @b00f1eld @unsurerabbit @wheatbreadrat

[amtheraccoon]

I uhm.

I don't think I'm gonna do alright--

Tagging: @eternalera @moro-thekebab-noodles @lelethetopicchanger @chr0nically-b0red

[moro-thekebab-noodles]

It is Flare from Not Exactly a Hero but I do not wish to show the picture. But let's just say, um, I'd have to try really hard not to look

@luvnotpercival @the-one-and-only-p1per @tiramemagnoolias @ghostlypsycho @kurobkasa

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Wasn't tagged but ill join.

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fox-offical @highestelf420 @library-of-hell @reincarnated-gay-fox @luka-offical @ren-gill (doubt you'll awnser but it would be nice ^_^ also please join the officalverse) @smokee-bee (same as ren) @library-of-purgatory-offical @horror-movie-offical

[luka-offical]

I go on many flights with miku for our concerts, so no different really!

@white-boy-offical + open tags

[white-boy-offical]

G-G-GULP!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL MR HOUSE DO TO ME??????????? AHHHHHHHHHHH

OPEN TAGS AND @postie-offical @rocket-surgeon-offical @spookthelilguy

[white-boy-offical]

I'd like to join the army...but I'm a girl.

For last TIME!!!!!! WHITE BOY IS FEELING!!!!!!! ANYONE CAN BE WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

[white-boy-offical]

Hey, white boy, hey

Looks like my Satans are beating your white boys >:3

— @laciffo-natas

AAAAAAAHHHHHH NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! WHITE BOY ARMY!!!!!!!! RETREAT REATREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vita-min-bunniii]

white boy i will flush you down the toilet

[white-boy-offical]

[white-boy-offical]

It's him.

The Pretty Fly White Guy.

yeah…………. I am pretty fly for a white boy…………

[five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat]

yo i found a picrew that i find really pretty?? and i dont think i saw it before so im starting a tag game

so heres me :D

no pressure guys but it would be really cool if you joined <33 @fernthefrogkid @a-vibing-potato @celestial-castiel @eleonoramarina @the-raccoon-in-your-walls @six-raccoons @taraxacum-brain-goop @mythweaverarts and others too if you wanna join :3

[37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

i tried to get as close as possible to what i look like irl

no pressure tags: @omnipotentnothing @ragingmasochist @heartattackinblackdye @autisticrodent @number1wifemisser @cheeseat4am @thekingofkaumidy and any moots i forgot to tag

[thekingofkaumidy]

I don't actually have the bi pin on my hoodie but I've been thinking of getting one to put on my hat.

@cheeseat3am @an-insane-alt @wh3r3smyph0ne @snumnerville @k4rmaftw @queen-suzu @empress-azrae1 @unknownbrainrot and whoever wants to join!

[empress-azrae1]

Thank yew for the tag <3

Friendss

@l1fe1sp0ppli0 @tranen-eines-engels @sh4rkdog @mitzkilvr @k4rmaftw

+whoever else :333

[l1fe1sp0ppli0]

THAKS FOR THE TAG!

@winterinkspill @fluffycreampuff56 @cedar-slaughter @why-i-like-the-rob1ns @d0llcorps3 @too-deep-for-moss @kurtlyturtle @snumnerville @puppy-exe-mainblog

[d0llcorps3]

тү vιηηү !!! ι ∂ι∂ тнιs 1 4 σηcε !!! (o゜▽゜)o☆

tags: @biancanotfound @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @totallyestrogen @sha1mon @thatglitchfan @rin-yaps & anyone else

[totallyestrogen]

I kind of just realized I dress like a victorian twink . 😅

@obsesseddemonlord-offical @thunder-dexy @jellyrybka + open tags

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

finally got a haircut!

Feels so much lighter!

@white-boy-offical @justsam13 @king-of-oreo @avhira

helloooo

[white-boy-offical]

This is me………. If you even care………..

@postie-offical @childrens-entertainer-offical @spookthelilguy @rocket-surgeon-offical

[white-boy-offical]

HAHA IM TALLER THAN YOU WHITE BOY!!

(I say, a fellow white boy)

AH! NO! I HAVE MISPLACED MY “MAKE PEOPLE WHO ARE TALLER THAN ME NOT TALLER THAN ME” RAY!!!!!!!!! WHEN I FIND IT!!!!!!! YOU WILL SHRINK AT LEAST A FEW INCHES!!!!!!!!

[white-boy-offical]

hail white boy i dont have time for formal introductions, player of that funky music! I (@the-fuckin-wizard-official) require your assistance in my journey to the Throne of the officialverse, join my army and thou shalt be in the Court thereafter

can………. I keep my white boy army??????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺