blorbos & co.

huevo • they/he • back on my naruto bullshit • COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

[huevotm]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[cookies-from-nj]

"Why is Armand attracted to that old man? He is old???" Is a very funny reaction I've seen people have to Devil's Minion.

Because on a surface level, it does seem thematically interesting. You could talk about vampires forever looking the age that they died, aging, and the natural fetishization of aging an immortal being might have and how that might present, especially in a character like Armand etc etc etc. But also, there are people who want to fuck Daniel Molloy right now.

Like actual normal aged mortal humans. Most of them are significantly younger than 72 year old actor Eric Bogosian. Like ok you can't really argue that Armand wanting to fuck that old man is weird when a large chunk of people came out of IWTV thinking "I want to fuck that old man"

Maybe the old man is fuckable

[rylandsgrace]

[skyrigel]

[loveridden1999]

exactlyyy

[sapphicides]

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

[shrugsinchinese]

Alice in Paris

[splrinky]

holy shit

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

cursed bird site hive-mind

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[fridgrave2-0]

the moment your eyes meet the stars in the sky // awakens the dreamer that's lost inside

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Iruka: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train and make lesson plans.

Kakashi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[lexidafree]

Title: Memphis Retro

Fandom: Naruto

Some more modern teacher!au Kakashi and Iruka. I enjoy putting them in fun outfits :)