captain cocktopus

actually just a giant fruit bat

[la-ma-ri]

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

[gorgeousnessss]

[hufflebutt]

a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

classmate: wait, what's polyamory?

me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

professor: *overhears from front of class*

professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g

me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

me: ....

me: ....

me: ....

professor: it should be polyerosy

[steampunksteampunk]

Ladies Steampunk Boho Boots http://steampunksteampunk.tumblr.com/

[filthhaus]

[afineblasphemy]

I ship it.

[helenaisis616]

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

[acidsbeats]

Perfect

[expiece]

can we js take a moment to appreciate Marco’s (m7781) great art 💕

[thehappysorceress]

Even  better if there was a note about the first piece being by Mike Kevan.

[hufflebutt]

X-men throughout the Media: Cyclops

Cyclops in cartoon: Leader. Boyscout. Pollyanna. People hate for reasons. JEEAAANNN!

Cyclops in movies: Hi, I am antagonistic plot device for Wolverine. JEEAAANNN!

Cyclops in comics: Leader. Wanted terrorist. Tactical genius. Socially inept. Daddy issues. Emotionally unavailable. Angsty. Workaholic. More daddy issues. Obliviously omnisexual. People hate for reasons. JEEAAANNN!

[th0tchild]

loved this

[lucastriedpklove]

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

[queenmera]

((Also characters with intersectional identities as well))

Disclaimer: This is not an exhaustive list of all the types of representation in comics.

▶ List of characters featured. ◀

(**Wanda & Pietro Maximoff are also ethnically Jewish.)

[gailsimone]

I am reposting this because damn, some of these characters are awesome and I need to learn about the ones I am not familiar with…

[rainbowharryy-archive-deactivat]

Pedro Pascal doing the Ice Bucket Challenge

[ladyintheattic]

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

[coelasquid]

Whenever people point to Mary Shelley and say “a woman invented sci-fi you know” I just think “well, I mean, technically a woman invented the whole concept of authoring books as far as we can tell but hey who’s keeping track”

[sarahn-wrap]

[fysebastianstan]

Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

[teflonly]

[brienneofthrace]

BEST THING EVER

[seiyasuzuki]

TYWIN LANNISTER READING 50 SHADES OF GRAY IS WHAT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MOST

[camharr-deactivated20141019]

Whenever I feel a little down, I go watch this video.

We live in an age of wonders.

[upsettingshorts-deactivated2016]

video

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[mcclonalds-deactivated20131231]

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

[mcclonalds-deactivated20131231]

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post