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Merlin: I have magic, and I use it for you Arthur, only for you

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Morgana: so how was your date with merlin?

Arthur: it was so magical-

Uther, bursting into the room: SOCERERY

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The Great Dragon: Arthur is the once and future king who will unite the land of Albion

First Episode Merlin: sounds fake but okay

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Arthur: I could take you apart with one blow

Merlin: I could take you apart with less than that

Translation:

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Gwaine: don’t do drugs kids

Gwaine: drink loads of alcohol instead

Leon: GWAINE, NO

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Arthur: I’m not so great at the advice

Arthur: can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Arthur: look I need to just do this alone

Everyone: *leaves*

Arthur: Merlin, where do you think you’re going? Come here

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Arthur: Merlin is such an incompetent fool, I have never known anyone to be such a huge idiot in my whole life

Some Knight: lol Merlin’s a bit stupid

Arthur: watch your tongue or I’ll have you hanged

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Arthur: Merlin! We must gather the young knights!

Merlin: the police?? Why?

Arthur: people are trapped!

Merlin: what! Where?

Arthur: come quickly! They are trapped in a box!

Merlin: a box?

Arthur: they are trapped fighting in a box!!

Merlin: what??

Arthur: they are now kissing in a box!

Merlin: ...

Merlin: Arthur, that’s the TV

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Gwaine: the risk I took was calculated

Gwaine: but, man, am I bad at math

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Merlin: omg Arthur’s in trouble - hang on let me try and avoid fate! It’s not like that hasn’t backfired before.

Fate: *is triggered by merlin again*

Merlin: oh

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Merlin soundtrack: *plays*

Me:

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you know, merlin does not show the extent of how wild the arthurian legend is. i cannot get over the fact that in some versions mordred was the son of morgause and arthur who were, you know, actually half-siblings. like, Arthur, what are you doing with your life?

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Gwaine: okay listen up you ugly twats

Gwaine: not you merlin, you look lovely

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I’m just saying I think Sirius and Gwaine would be great friends, can you imagine the sort of antics those two disasters would get up to?

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me, watching season 1: omg is Merlin going to tell Arthur about his magic?? It’s been so long and he just saved the day!

me, watching season 5: (:

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honestly, I think one of the pettiest things I’ve ever seen is when Uther Pendragon literally haunted his own son and tried to murder is wife because he thought they were ruining his legacy.