Random Ramblings

Jesus lover, Music teacher, dancer, Bookworm, academic, philosopher, theatre geek, dog mom, this is where I’m putting all my random dumb **** that I want to remember but not save somewhere else.

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

How do I become one of those people that cleans rugs for a living?

like the job satisfaction though 

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

My friend’s 3yo son who has an affinity for playing with hair said I have nice hair and it is the highest compliment I’ve received.

I’ll be riding this high the rest of the week. Thank you

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Ovulating is such a weird experience because my body and hormones are like: baaaaby!! Get some!! We. Are. Ready.

But my morals, religion, finances, and semi asexual tendencies are like: absolutely not.

I’m also very paranoid about being assaulted during that time and getting pregnant. It’s a weird couple days.

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Growing up poor was “Treat yourself“ meant getting NAME BRAND Daisy cottage cheese once a month instead of the Aldi brand.

[dank-pro-life-memes]

[gerardlesbian]

HELP?

[infectiouspiss]

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Why did it go out of style for millionaires to flex by building beautiful libraries, theaters, and public buildings? Like bring back the vibe that built Carnegie hall.

Make billionaires showing off by building and putting their names on public buildings great again.

[biblicallyaccuratestormy]

My bold prediction is that Brendon Urie is going to leave the public eye for a year, maybe two years max and then attempt to make a comeback with his new "wife guy" persona.

My second prediction is that this will blow up in his face within six months

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Sometimes I remember that *I* had an academic rival. And like…I didn’t even know.

But the kicker is that he was like the super popular running back of our 2x state champion (almost) football team and played for a division 1 school in college. And he like despised me for being better at APUSH than him.

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

I’m not a good enough driver to represent the LORD by having a fish logo sticker.

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

I always just say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if I’m conscious before 8am it is NOT a “good mornin”

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

My inner drama b%*^#: “text the guy you accidentally ghosted like two months ago to bring chaos to his life”

Holy Spirit:

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Just saying Star Wars Episode 3 would make one heck of an amazing musical. The Greek tragedy? Padame and Anakin’s love duet as they sing about their happy future? The epic battle at the end with passionate singing and duet? Anakin’s solo as he turns to the dark side? Sidious (a deep bass obviously) singing the Sith story?

It would be *chef’s kiss* Some one more talented than me start immediately please.

[natti-ice-deactivated20221207]

Fuck😭

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Whenever I see a man in a suit I think “look at that man” in John Mulaney’s voice

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

Whenever you’re reading about royals way back when, think about the fact that they probably didn’t possess the skills to make a single meal for themselves.

[hufflepuffdoingmybest]

I had an anticipatory feeling about Thanksgiving. I’ve had a crush on my best friend’s brother for years-Thanksgiving went well with nice conversation and much laughter…with him and my other friend’s brother with whom I’ve been friends with for a year and has now asked me out?!? He is honorable and kind…If he does well at wooing me I think I could fall for him and the 7 years long crush is trampled and forgotten.