How do I become one of those people that cleans rugs for a living?
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How do I become one of those people that cleans rugs for a living?
like the job satisfaction though ļæ¼
My friendās 3yo son who has an affinity for playing with hair said I have nice hair and it is the highest compliment Iāve received.
Iāll be riding this high the rest of the week. Thank you
Ovulating is such a weird experience because my body and hormones are like: baaaaby!! Get some!! We. Are. Ready.
But my morals, religion, finances, and semi asexual tendencies are like: absolutely not.
Iām also very paranoid about being assaulted during that time and getting pregnant. Itās a weird couple days.
Growing up poor was āTreat yourselfā meant getting NAME BRAND Daisy cottage cheese once a month instead of the Aldi brand.
HELP?
Why did it go out of style for millionaires to flex by building beautiful libraries, theaters, and public buildings? Like bring back the vibe that built Carnegie hall.
Make billionaires showing off by building and putting their names on public buildings great again.
My bold prediction is that Brendon Urie is going to leave the public eye for a year, maybe two years max and then attempt to make a comeback with his new "wife guy" persona.
My second prediction is that this will blow up in his face within six months
Sometimes I remember that *I* had an academic rival. And likeā¦I didnāt even know.
But the kicker is that he was like the super popular running back of our 2x state champion (almost) football team and played for a division 1 school in college. And he like despised me for being better at APUSH than him.
Iām not a good enough driver to represent the LORD by having a fish logo sticker.
I always just say āmorningā instead of āgood morningā because if Iām conscious before 8am it is NOT a āgood morninā
My inner drama b%*^#: ātext the guy you accidentally ghosted like two months ago to bring chaos to his lifeā
Holy Spirit:
Just saying Star Wars Episode 3 would make one heck of an amazing musical. The Greek tragedy? Padame and Anakinās love duet as they sing about their happy future? The epic battle at the end with passionate singing and duet? Anakinās solo as he turns to the dark side? Sidious (a deep bass obviously) singing the Sith story?
It would be *chefās kiss* Some one more talented than me start immediately please.
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Whenever I see a man in a suit I think ālook at that manā in John Mulaneyās voice
Whenever youāre reading about royals way back when, think about the fact that they probably didnāt possess the skills to make a single meal for themselves.
I had an anticipatory feeling about Thanksgiving. Iāve had a crush on my best friendās brother for years-Thanksgiving went well with nice conversation and much laughterā¦with him and my other friendās brother with whom Iāve been friends with for a year and has now asked me out?!? He is honorable and kindā¦If he does well at wooing me I think I could fall for him and the 7 years long crush is trampled and forgotten.