Hannah

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Sirius: you're cute all the time

Remus: even when I tell you I want to punch you?

Sirius: yes

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James: wait did you actually just flirt back?

Lily: have been for the past months but thanks for noticing

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Sirius: *shaking Remus awake in the middle of the night*: hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm beautiful, thank you and good night

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Remus: can everyone please come to the library tomorrow so we can start on our assignment?

James: what topic are we doing?

Sirius: what assignment?

Peter: which class?

Remus:

[daily-spooky]

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

barty crouch jr

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*Remus pulls back curtain while Sirius is showering*

Remus: are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chocolate?

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Sirius: wow that's a cool rock

James: thanks, Evans gave it to me

Lily: I threw it at you

James: she's basically in love with me

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*Sirius pushing on a door that cleary says "pull"*

Remus *filming*: try pushing harder

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Walburga: you're not good enough for my son

Remus: you're not good enough for your son

Walburga: excuse me?

Remus: you heard me

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James: isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people?

Remus: concert tickets?

Peter: meet and greets?

Sirius: sport games?

James: *holding his broken frames* glasses.

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*James and Sirius tiptoeing towards Remus' bed at 3am to pull a prank*

Remus: if you disturb my sleep I'll disturb your breathing

*James and Sirius tiptoeing away quickly*

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Sirius: wow this is a hard escape room

Walburga: this is a family dinner

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Lily: *a prefect* sometimes I wonder if I need to make the entire gryffindor tower childproof

The marauders: *in the background* NOW WATCH US LIGHT UP THESE FIRWEEEEOOOOORKS

[bralnwashed]

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

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Regulus: if I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I like you and I'm flirting with you or you just annoy the hell out of me and I can't handle your crap

Regulus: have fun figuring out which one it is

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Lily: did you buy the eggs like I asked?

James: EVEN BETTER

Lily: oh no-

James: *holding up a chicken* HER NAME IS FLUFFY

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Remus: that's it. I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you!

Sirius: *twirling his hair around his finger* earth isn't a planet

Remus: how the FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET??