Krager's Vises

HI I have many Vises

[miss-sheepy]

Happy Halloweeeeen!

Here’s all the recent Halloween comms I finished. Just got a couple more left to do (which I’ll try to get done as soon as I can).

[studentpinkie]

I finished the B-type commission!

Thank you so much and have a wonderful day ~ :D

[pearl-likes-pi]

STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE!

[krager-vises]

if yall dont mind id like to make some predictions

-white diamond is going to be overwhelmed with the emotions she has been suppressing for so long and hit the other side of the spectrum.

-there will be an episode about steven learning to drive

-aquamarine is going to fuse with another gem that has beef with steven 

-the big monster is something the diamonds made and is coming for them, not steven or pink diamond

-jasper will be too prideful to let go of the past

-the cactus monster is something steven makes without thinking about it and it will come bite him later for him using his powers carelessly

-the 2 lapis lazulis are going to be connected to our known lapis lazuli on a personal level

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[agent-silva-deactivated20130812]

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

[orsino]

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

[izaya-orihara-stupid-eskimo-dea]

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[sarrahxhabibi]

[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

[seththewolf]

Oh my god

[dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch]

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

[paintedzacharie-deactivated2017]

this is adorable tho

[java-kitty]

I don’t see it

[citrus-adventures]

kit look at the window 

[tylerisdisconnected-blog]

i’m gonna try this

[spider-archive-deactivated20251]

Worth a shot

[ethan---green]

Okay..?

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

[krager-vises]

probably not valid but I have a +5 to stealth as an orc paladin (just because orc gets me that in pathfinder) and every time since we had a rogue join the party, I've rolled higher on stealth than her. A 7ft orc paladin in full hell knight armor (tho we call it heaven knight since paladin) has out rolled her once when we snuck by a giant turtle and she got caught, and again when we were breaking into a bank run by vampires who had kidnapped one of our friends for a ritual (however she did out roll my strength once in there during a time when i was the highest strength stat in the party)

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

thank you, my ancient ancestor

[krager-vises]

I've actually talk about this before, It was an evolutionary reaction to europe’s cloudy and dark environment. The lack of sun caused human’s to evolve another why to gain vitamin D since the sun was not a stable source there. Thus the ability to drink lactose for longer became the replacement for the sun. The lack of sun also lead to the whitening of skin.

Problem I have with the way this is being presented is that someone evolved to digest lactose for life instantly, when more likely is that it just extended the period one could consume lactose with every new generation that had the gene.

[unbfacts]

Humans are the only mammals with breasts that develop in puberty and stay permanently enlarged. Other female primates’ breasts grow during lactation and then deflate.

[sketchy-red-dude]

TIDDIES ARE A SYMBOL OF HUMANITY’S PROGRESS

[krager-vises]

there is actual evolutionary reason for this.

it’s because we are one of the only mammals that don’t mate only during one time of the year and we are the most prolific mammals on the planet (besides rodents), so we have to be ready to adapt to any environment so having tiddies like this make it much easier for us to thrive if we move to a new region with different weather and challenges

[goawfma]

[ryunoohi]

Oh look, another good guy with a gun who the liberals will swear up & down doesn’t exist. He’s even… *gasp* black!

[the-ghost-of-potential]

Oh well. Mines real

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

“Am I shot”

“Oh Fuck yeah”

“Oh fuck”

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

>one hands a revolver

>action hero lines without hesitation

Absolute fucking chad

[krager-vises]

i actually work for a security company and i actually see a lot here that could get this man fired depending on the state

one: if he is contracted to work for this store, then no problem but if not he just provided a service to someone who is not paying

two: if his site is not authorized for firearms he can not have a gun at his work, and if this is outside his job, he needs a licence for the gun 

three: when he is in uniform, he represents his company and in doing so his language and behavior is judged by his superiors

four: if this is a state that regulates security through the state rather than unions, he just did something that the state would consider the responsibility of a law enforcement officer, not a security guard and he can face heavy fines as well as legal action if it is pursued

all this varies depending on the state but I know that if this is the state i work in he will be lucky if he keeps his licences and doesn't face anything worse 

[juan-the-gecko]

When women (and M.A. men) want to fuck monsters:

When (straight) men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: straight men are fucking cowards.

EDIT: due to popular demand we have removed Pennywise and replaced him with Predy.

EDIT 2.0 - Revengeance: due to further popular demand, we concede to male-attraced men.

EDIT 3.0 - Inhuman Rampage: due to even further popular demand and field research, we added a few extra pics.

[blogthegreatrouge]

Lol what? Hunny you aright?

What woman would wanna fuck those things🤣

[krager-vises]

who wants to fuck the xenomorph or singing crab? most of these monsters wouldn’t want to fuck anyway. 

only the hellboy cast would fuck (including the shape of water one because lets be honest, it’s just a scalier abe)

also i’ll point out that every one of the monsters are just muscular humanoids (except the crab but really WHO WANTS TO FUCK THE CRAB?)

Now using anime for the straight man one is also horrible since anime is already a waste field of overly sexual female characters

this post likes to pretend the straight men are the cowards. It’s the companies that don’t give us good female monsters that aren’t already part human. Do female monsters that aren’t human-like even exist in main stream media?

I tell you what, I’d fuck a female monster regardless of appearance but I do care about personality which most of these monsters don’t have

[theishvalanalchemist]

FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

[dylanyonah-deactivated20170705]

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

[theishvalanalchemist]

Well said my friend.

[strawbebehmod]

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

[theishvalanalchemist]

“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

[i-am-mother-universe]

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

[theishvalanalchemist]

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies. 

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

[today-only-happens-once]

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show. 

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it

[mod2amaryllis]

don’t fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: IT’S BC A WOMAN MADE IT.

[krager-vises]

This is what a great anime that everyone should see looks like. It’s not anime fan service bullshit, it’s not poorly veiled marketing, it’s a truly great story with great characters that wants to share it with the audience. Nothing more or less.

[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

Here’s your Monster Hunter movie

[krager-vises]

yet another video game movie that just want to put the game in our world rather than just tell a story in the normal game world (like how detective pikachu is doing and is why the pikachu movie will actually be good)

[sophie-mur]

11.05.19

[ommanyte]

[hellagaypokemon]

#oh this is bad#this is BAD todd#this is late 2000s realistic pokemon art come to life and im dying#our worst fears

you say that, but like…what else were they supposed to do? what were you expecting? literal cartoons like in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?

[krager-vises]

I’ll add that these look way better in actual motion than in these pictures and that the guy who did a bunch of the realistic pokemon images is one of the artist for the movie

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[krager-vises]

Cool as all this is don’t forget the japan also has the highest suicide rate in the world because of how oppressive all this is from a cultural stand point. Any difference, no matter how minor, is ostracized and treated like the plague. Japan birth rates are also extremely low since having children detracts from the salary man dream they have over there.

[memehumor]

Seems A Little Fishy

[krager-vises]

pretty sure i’ve seen this already explained before.

It’s safe for you who only needs it once in maybe a year if im being generous.

It’s dangerous for them who have to be in there everyday and use the machine multiple times a day

[krager-vises]

I will now talk about 3 anime's first episodes for a bit over 10 minutes

[krager-vises]

I will now talk about 4 anime for almost 18 minutes

[deviantart]

We honestly can’t imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.

“Saitama vs Thanos” by RoBs0n.

[yesrazorbladecupcakes]

The infinity stones can be cracked you know

They’re just overly fancy gems, Satima has broken tougher stuff than that

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

If anyone’s answer is anything other than “Saitama knocks Thanos’ head clean off his shoulders” then they’re wrong

[audio-sexual]

Saitama breaks Thanos’ bling bling arm then straight mollywops him for an hour.

[punchdinosaurs]

Powerlevel hypotheticals involving Saitama always strike me as kind of a wasted effort. Or at least moreso than every powerlevel argument is by default? The point is he’s not even in the Goku/Superman category, he’s in the Roger Rabbit category; he’s however strong he has to be for it to be funny when the bad guy dies. 

[bread-clown]

^ This. This is the correct answer.

[krager-vises]

This is cool looking but once again someone missed the point of one punch man. Saitama is literally meant to be unbeatable, that is his entire point and the story is about how everyone else reacts to him and how he is bored of being unbeatable.