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Wait so we all agree that Dr.Abbot telling that guy to shut the fuck up was hot right..
Love and Mischief- George Weasley
Chapter 1
Warnings: None
Pairing: George Weasley x FemaleOC
That Saturday Lia found herself at Diagon Alley. With only five days till the start of term, she was in need of school supplies for the year. Walking down the alley, she first decided to go to Flourish and Blotts.
Scanning the shelves of books, Lia was able to grab her four main books she would need for the upcoming year. “Excited for the year Llewellyn?”
Startled Lia froze,“Fuck,” She muttered under her breath. Slowly turning around she gave a strained smile. “Cormac! Yeah a bit, you?” She never understood why he would say her name like that, as though he was reading some spicy smut book with a posh accent. Now that she thought about it, he always spoke like that.
Cormac leaned against the worn bookshelf, “Quite, I’m set to try out for Quidditch this year. Maybe you’ll come and watch me?” Running his hand through his hair, he stared at Lia with a piercing gaze.
Before Lia could open her mouth to try to decline,someone had spoke for her. “Pestering Lia again McLaggen? We both know she hates Qudditch so why ask?” His Scottish accent thick, Kyle leaned against the bookshelf behind Lia, mocking McLaggen.
Cormac straightened himself out, standing pin straight and adjusting his clothes. “Well she’s never told me this, don’t you think she would’ve told me Rennie?”
Kyle smiled, “No Mclaggen, she wouldn’t. Because just like the rest of the females at Hogwarts, you make her uncomfortable. If you could excuse us.” With his arm wrapped around Lia, Kyle pushed past the Gryffindor.
As they walked away Lia was finally able to breathe,“Do you know just how much I love you?” She asked, staring up at his tall figure.
He looked like he was thinking,“Mm no maybe you could tell me a few more times?” Kyle Rennie, was a six foot Slytherin and was as close to a big brother as she was gonna get. He was a month older, and despite being in different houses never treated her any different.
Rolling her eyes, Lia placed her books onto the counter, “And grow your ego even more? No thanks.” Placing the money on the counter and thanking the worker, she put the books into her bag and they left the shop together.
“Rude, where next?”
“Eyelops?” Though Lia was entering her sixth year, she still had no pet,that was of course thanks to her mum. Walking down the cobblestone street, Kyle side eyed Lia.
“Thought you weren’t allowed any pets?” The boy knew everything that had to do with her life, from her parents relationship, to her mum hating magic he knew it all.
Lia blew out a huff of air, “Well yes, but that’s when I’m with my mum, I’m with dad for the next like five days. So she can’t say anything, plus, it’s with my own money!”
The boy shook his head, “Alright and when you have to stay with your mum after the year ends?” They now stood in front of the store, bickering.
Lia rolls her eyes,“Well I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it. Onwards my noble steed!”
“You’re so bloody strange.”
“You, got a cat?” Lia was now back at her house, and was introducing the newest addition to her dad. With her hands behind her back she stood in front of her dad in the living room with her new orange kitten sitting beside her.
Lia nodded, “I know I should've told you before but it was an in the moment kind of thing! And don’t worry whenever I’m over here I’ll be taking care of cheddar!” It was silent for the next few moments, Lia and Cheddar both stared at her dad, as he sat in the recliner.
“You've got food for him? And a cage?” He asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Yep, and treats, a collar, a fluffy blanket. Everything.”
“Fine. But all of, Cheese’s ,things need to be out of the way!You know I like to get up in the middle of the night for a snack.”
Lia bent down to scoop down their new addition, “His name's Cheddar but we’ll work on it! He's so cute, dad you’ll love him I promise!”
thank you so much for reading! more to come!
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Let's be real, if a man talked dirty to me like they do in fanfics, I would use my pepper spray.
Realest shit ever
how i feel reading a “x reader angst” fanfiction and the reader forgives them immediately instead of making them grovel for a long ass time:
(LIKE??? IM PETTY)
Smut, smut, smut… what happened to fluff, angst, and etc? First thing i see when looking up “____ x reader” the top is smut 😞
im not against smut btw
A genre for the whole family lol
put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.
When you start reading a fic and Y/N stutters every damn sentence
I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory
"You only like him cuz he's hot—" no shit you think I like him for his morals?
How I feel after reading the most smuttiest fic ever🥀
Candance was on to something pt 2
I had to make one for my other man
JOAQUINN TORRESS
me if only reading x readers was illegal
Love and Mischief - George Weasley
Prologue
Warnings: None
Pairing: George Weasley x FemaleOC
“No Mum, I’m fine I promise,” Phone calls like this were routine for the mother daughter duo. Like clockwork Lia’s mum, Bridget, would call the week before school was to start. Just to make sure Lia still wanted to go off to that place.
Lia looked up at her father, exasperation clear in her eyes. Not missing the way he chuckled at the predicament she found herself in yet again. “ You know I just worry about you, with all of the, well you know.”
“Magic, Mum just say magic,” She says rolling her eyes, “ Listen I've got to go, dinners about ready, I love you.” After a quick goodbye, the girl ends the phone call with a click.
Tossing her head back, Lia breathes in a deep sigh before allowing herself to slouch back in her dad’s comfortable La-Z-Boy. She wondered if the other half's blood she knew had this same issue with their parents. No, definitely not. Tonk’s parents were still together so no issue there.
“She just worries about you, love.” Her Dad, Chris, said not looking up from his novel.
The girl rolls her eyes, “I know, but like, could she worry without pissing on the fact that I’m a witch?” Conversations like this had been going on for the past six years whenever Lia was about to start school. It was her mum’s way of showing her she cared, she supposed.
Her dad kicked his chair in, “She’s not trying to piss on the fact you’re a witch. Just pissing on the fact that I’m a wizard, come on dinner.” He ruffled her hair as he passed by, heading into the kitchen.
“She’s pissing on me too! I mean it’s the only thing about me, that she seems to care about!” Lia exclaimed, standing and walking to grab two plates.
“She cares about more than just that love, she’s your mum,” Her dad said, plating out the pot roast evenly between the two. “Your mum is just a conservative woman and sadly, she wasn’t able to look past all the magic. That doesn’t mean she loves you any less.”
Sitting at the table, Lia smiles at her dad. If she were in an emergency and Lia was asked who to call she would say her dad. She was just closer to him, whether that be because they were both magical, or because they had the same interests. They were just closer.
Once dinner was finished and Lia had eaten more than two full grown men combined she began cleaning the table off.
“Kiddo I can do it,” Her dad began to protest but Lia just shook her head.
“You know that’s not how this works, It’s alright I've got this. Besides you’ve got work in the morning and it's already,” She leaned to look at the clock in the living room, “Wow, eight thirty it’s way past your bedtime old man.”
Standing from his chair her dad smiled at her, “Gosh you're just so funny,” he kissed the crown of her head as he passed by.
Just as she was about to start cleaning the plates she heard her dad yell from the steps, “Oh and by the way, this old man is still pulling younger than him! Love you kiddo!”
Lia started gagging at the mental image that was now in her mind, “Ew ew ew, so gross” she whispered to herself.
me if reading fanfiction were illegal
When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.
Fr like- did you really have to giggle and bite your lip four times? Before you finished your sentence???
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