Weenus

Nat ace/lesbian 20

[wisehideoutcollector]

Is the most autistic thing about me is I really really want an auto bot as a kid and now?

Then other kids want horses I mean, like I want horses too, but ✨auto bot✨

[wisehideoutcollector]

Me and my partner were going to QT to get Powerade after we put our dog down. And the cashier asked how our day was going and we both lied and said good. Asked hbu?

He replied with fantastic, and then went only good. You should work on that.

And laughed, we both look at each other and mind telepathy. Do you wanna say it or me?

I replied with yeah sometimes life just sucks and he was like yeah, but the only thing you can change is your attitude

SIR MY DOG JUST DIED AND RANDOM THING TO SAY TO A PERSON

Anyways that’s my Ted talk, thanks ig qt man 



[lalaleeiillaa]

my two emotions after reading a fic that lowk changed my perspective on life

[wisehideoutcollector]

I am telling you, ao3 is apart of my dna now

[wisehideoutcollector]

Talking with my partner about gender identity.

I was like what about me gives gender queer?

My partner said everyone met me knows your gender is just funky.

WHAT ABOUT ME GIVES IT AWAY!?! ( I am agender)

( also at two jobs I have had several think I am a trans woman) (I am afab lol)

[wisehideoutcollector]

Also new slang dropped:

Crazy butt sack

(From a sleep deprived math rotten brain at 3 am)

Thoughts?1

[wisehideoutcollector]

Hear me out if Adam Sandler was any Batman villain he would be the penguin

Thoughts?

[wisehideoutcollector]

Me:Now you had a sexuality crisis, and now you get a gender crisis

My brother: I am a heterosexual cis man.

Me:But is that what you feel like?

My brother: I identify as cis man, because I piss

…….

Him ( unprovoked 20 mins later): if anything I am agender.

Is he not straight?

No not ever

HE IS LITERALLY POLY AND DEMI

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025

[chaoticbatfam]

batfam: *on a road trip* Dick: *reading off wikipedia* it seems like the majority of animal attacks are committed by big cats. Quite a few crocodile cases, as well as canines. Ooh, pirañas too. Fascinating. Jason: what about Komodo dragons? I heard they view humans as prey dick: *scrolls down while everyone waits raptly* huh. You’re right—theyre one of the few species that do, in fact Cass: *from the far back of the car* do they eat babies too? Dick: *laughs incredulously, having misheard* do they eat MUMMIES? I mean, that would be a pretty rare food source— Jason: *snorts, barely audible over everyone else’s laughter* she said BABIES, dude. Do they eat their own offspring dick: oh, fuck, thank god. I mean, I was fully ready to believe that question. I was like, “I dunno, that seems really picky but I guess it’s not off the table” Damian: well, do they? Dick: *scrolls down a little and pauses, mouth dropping open* Wikipedia:

dick: Jason: Cass: everyone in the fucking car: dick: . . . dude imagine youre dying and someone’s like “oops sorry we’re gonna have to cremate you instead because if we bury you, The Dragons Will Come And Eat Your Bones

bruce: *trying desperately to focus on driving* is this an average conversation between all of you? Jason: yes Damian: when I die I want to be eaten by a dragon Jason: you got it bro

[kayberrie]

Emo dad and his pretty sons who are just a little 🤏 like him

[wisehideoutcollector]

God bless artists

[sebystann]

Dick: Jason why did I just get a $600 charge on the Batcard labeled “Boom Boom Blasters Night Club”

Jason: you’re WELCOME you try brooding 24/7 and NOT impulse-buying six rounds of flaming shots

Tim: I was there he tipped a bartender $100 just for not asking who shot the ceiling

Damian: You are all degenerates. Father should disown everyone and leave me the manor.

Jason: someone get this gremlin a juice box and a therapist

Dick: You know what GROUP THERAPY Every Thursday. Non-negotiable. I’m booking it.

Tim: I’ll only go if Alfred brings snacks

Jason: I’ll only go if Bruce has to go too

Damian: If Father goes, I will definitely attend. To expose him.

Dick: What could possibly go wrong...

Jason: bold of you to assume we haven't already hit rock bottom and started digging.

[agelaiusao3]

Batman but Tim Drake gets Jason Todd’d instead of Jason. Bruce saves Jason but Tim? Tim never joined the family. He’s the Robin that just appeared in the streets and no matter how much Batman tried to force him to quit, he wouldn’t.

Batman couldn’t save Tim.

So Tim because Red Robin- the Bloodied Robin- blackmailing, killing, and replacing people in crime alley and Gotham until he has complete control over the underworld. Everyone owes him. He has something on everyone.

But crime rates go down, things improve.

(I have like 2000 words of this written and when I finish, it’s going on ao3. Very much going to be exploring the dynamic between each bat and mostly-evil!Tim. But esp Damian and Jason because their characters are so fun. Loving this AU so far)

[wisehideoutcollector]

tim Drake gets jason todded

[wisehideoutcollector]

Candance was on to something pt 2

I had to make one for my other man

JOAQUINN TORRESS

[wisehideoutcollector]

Me every day

Candace is on to something

( ps idk who to credit, found it on TikTok edit of him)

[wisehideoutcollector]

lol arcade haul

LOOK AT HIS STUIPD FACE

Also we only played the dc quarter shooter game

@agelaiusao3

[thebarbieghost]

People who hate on wayne family adventures because "it doesn't follow cannon" need to go set in the corner

Is it a fucking problem that we want to have a break from dark depressing shit ????!!!!!!!

[wisehideoutcollector]

LET A GIRL HAVE A SILLY LITTLE WEBTOON

Let us be happy for once

[wisehideoutcollector]

Leave space for Jesus( Jason Todd)

I (willingly) plagued by this man every day

[pooten-tooting-piderman]

My wife gazing at me with heart eyes

Me, blushing and externally screaming

Me: I feel like an aquarium,but I am the fish and you are mesmerized by me.

[fair-sir-maiden]

There’s no shame in being entranced by the beauty of my wife.

Maybe she is like the ocean, deep, majestic and full of life.

Maybe she likes a fish, derpy, intelligent, and able to survive the danger of her own mind.

Maybe she’s the most stunning things I’ve stared at. Maybe I’m lost in the waves of awe I feel.

Or maybe her reaction to being stared at is the oceans tide going in and out, blushing and writhing from the love she deserves to feel

[wisehideoutcollector]

AHHH HOW DID YOU DO THAT WRITE NEXT YOU ME!?! AHHHHHHHHHBHBB

[wisehideoutcollector]

AHAHHAHAH I DID NOT CLICKED THAT AHHHHHHHHHBHBB