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[streetw0rms]

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

[streetw0rms]

guess who just got kicked out of petsmart for being white

[baravaggio]

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

[pancakeke]

[skincareroutine]

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[kohinoors]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[thats-slightly-raven]

[radiofreederry]

[unclefather]

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I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[duckdotcom]

your boyfriend fell on the bong and we smoked him sorry. he was normal sized but we were patient and saw it through

[duckdotcom]

compels you to experience emotions which you lack the vocabulary to describe

[charlottan]

ooh god this is so. well i cant say

[tributary]

OP: makes a clearly worded post that leaves no ambiguity as to their meaning

some 19-year-old: but have you considered that this may not apply to the entirety of the human experience, and that you are in fact evil

[tributary]

sometimes the 19-year-old is 15 and sometimes they’re 37.

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[bisun]

He’s ur friend righ t ?!? !

[bisun]

Hamtaro:)

[bisun]

Hesyour friend

[fearcro]

girls are we normal today

[fearcro]

[girl-effigy]

im,girl from website. And you'll never defeat me.