I've Got A Bulletproof Heart

Noor. "when you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?" #tusernoor

[entishramblings]

Me, on tumblr, for seven hours straight:

[kohinoors]

Realizing im living the prime college experience (going to work hungover)

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[girlmostlikely]

Tweet of all time

[kohinoors]

Im gonna be in my twenties in 2 hours!!! 🥳

[toskarin]

no

[kohinoors]

I hate my customer facing job people are so stupid

[ripley-stark]

ignoring the catholic propaganda it's always metal that the narnia characters are some of the only fantasy protagonists that actually aspire to grow old and view eternal youth as dehumanizing, infantilizing, and haunting

[kohinoors]

I HATE MY LIFE I HATEEEEE IT FUCK

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

[jenjen4280]

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

[bunabi]

sometimes I forget people think racism is bad because it's Hecking Mean and not because its insanely antisocial behavior that promotes dehumanization

believing you're above coexisting with others, creating socially and legally permissible violence, humiliating others as a bonding rite, the underlying 'logic' of racism is fascist and genocidal girl that's the problem

[doubleca5t]

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

[hauxicrook]

If they ever ask you why you love Spider-Man so much, show them this. His suit needs to be washed, he leans against the washer with bruises all over his body, life fucks him up in every single stage but he never gives up, and that's why Spider-Man will forever be the greatest superhero to ever exist.

[positiviteazee]

peter watching the tiktok of ned and mj having fun without him and instantly throwing himself off the top of a skyscraper is the most relatable thing iev ever seen in my life

[bobbydake]

like that’s peter parker. that’s him right there. that’s peter parker.

[hyumjim]

Mice in your home now get their own doors

A door is one of the things that makes a building unlike any other structure. All the doors in buildings are intended for human use, no matter which species actually enter and exit. We want to keep encouraging cross-species interactions, and give the smallest members of our communities the recognition they deserve.

Soon, you'll be able to see, smell, and hear the mice in your home, and they will be able to see, smell, and hear you in return. Each mouse will have its own door, instead of one large door intended to accommodate all visitors. And yes, you'll be able to welcome multiple mice through a single door.

If a door falls into disuse due to illness, injury, or death, another mouse will be placed into your home. You won't lose mice just because they die.

Past mice will stay in your home-- including corpses. Removing all of those would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out - stay tuned!

[hyumjim]

It's very clear that you all have strong feelings about your homes and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for their homes is one of the things that makes them special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we'll keep infesting your homes with new mice, so please stay in your homes, and do not leave.

Your presence has always been our favorite part of your home, whether you're a person or a mouse, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you'd like to discuss this change, leave a note in one of the mouse holes and we'll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to put more mice in your home.

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[bibleofficial]

bitching about outdoor second hand smoke while simultaneously being in or around a car pollution encased bus stop is wild when u consider for even a moment how much worse general car pollution impacts u compared to occasional second hand smoke like …. let’s pick ur battles

[orcboxer]

Picture this, you're at a bus stop on your way to work when suddenly through the dense fabric of your kn95 mask which you wear every single day like you have for the past 5 years you smell something evil. A scowling, rancorous smell like someone walked into the Paris catacombs and took a long drag off a femur that once belonged to the world's most hateful frenchman. You glance upwind and see a dude with a manbun puffing fat clouds of malice out of a ghoul's severed finger. You post about it on tumblr and it gets just enough traction to find the one person on the whole website brave enough to say, "You can't complain about that. Because cars cause pollution and you don't wear a mask."

[kohinoors]

Also, cigarette smoke contains about 70 different carcinogens and account for 85% of lung cancer cases, not to mention being almost completely preventable. Cigs aren’t cool, don’t fall for tobacco industry’s propaganda folks