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bisexualtwilight

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

sailurmars

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

marzipanandminutiae

this is in the alternate universe where Bella is dating Alice and Edward is her best friend

I’m sorry I had to be the bad guy in your story. I hope you know it hurt me too.

culturenlifestyle

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

monstergirlsexamination

This is druidic as fuck

soft-primitivism

🍂follow for more soft primitivism🍂

wizardshark

How do you secretly plant a redwood even the saplings are huge. How do you secretly plant that many

skajador

heda-heather

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

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imlexyandiknowit

I want someone who seems too good to be true to not actually turn out to be too good to be true.

softkatie

no offense but i’m soOoOoOo in the mood for a girl to sit on my lap, wrap her legs around me and just kiss me senseless

lohrien

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thewolveswithin

disvicious1 Thank You Part 3 @hollywoodvampires

browsedankmemes

Perfect customer service via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NIo74i

cinemagorgeous

Out of the Fight by artist Boti Harko.

fur-bies-deactivated20180106

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

eeeeeeeeeeeek

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

dracota

You never peeled a furby?

systlin

What the absolute fuck

justforboosting

I have a job interview tomorrow… wish me luck babes

justforboosting

I got the job, sluts

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refinery29

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

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scarletswalking

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.