dumb of ass

Olivia🌲27🌲she/they🌲bi

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[luh4en]

[liberalized]

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

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[fripperiesandfobs]

Evening coat by Worth ca. 1900

From the Kyoto Costume Institute

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

Stoker (2013) Dir. Paul Chan-wook

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[ellielol]

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

[enchantedbook]

Illustration from the book : “Dreamland Frolics” written and illustrated by Doreen Baxter, 1951

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[nemfrog]

The dragon. Fictitious & symbolic creatures in art. 1906. 

[archpaladin]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well