Entropy Will Not Be Denied

You are the tar pit

[fanboyofallthings]

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[kirbyite]

[peashooter85]

Engraved German beard axe, late 16th century.

from the Staatliche Kunstamlungen Dresden

[678i0u]

Over millions of years, I learned to control the molecules around me. I grew smarter, and stronger. And I continued building from there, layer by layer, the very planet you walk on now.

[huhwaithuhwhat]

kurt russel was the thing the whole time

[peashooter85]

Engraved and gold inlaid pair of Colt Model 1851 percussion revolvers, by master engraver J.J. Adams.

from Rock Island Auction Co.

[pimpmybricks]

RT-18 by SweStar https://flic.kr/p/24jCRui

[huhwaithuhwhat]

the most accurate possible portrait of me by my niece 

[huhwaithuhwhat]

Dende eating his fruit goo

[huhwaithuhwhat]

sisters doggo is a very good girl

[princesconsuela]

[madmen-caps]

[katiebishop]

Stargate Atlantis: “Rising”

[toonami]

You’re in for a shock. 

[huhwaithuhwhat]

okay im on meds and i dont think having Bojack falling into the abyss is still fitting anymore. time for a redeisgn

[lunnefisk]

the powder kegs vs the moon presence

[duxbelisarius]

[tharook]

Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119

[theimancameron]

Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“DAMN MOON…”

[keeper-of-the-flames]

No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O.O

”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D

[deliciouspirategod]

NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON.

She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF.

…

SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

;_;

WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE

[tvneon]