a really weird kid and some even weirder robots

rp blog dedicated to my FNAF oc, Human. if you wanna RP with me just hop right in, I won't mind! please read the pinned post first though. my main is error-core-animations

[human-and-co]

Blog intro

Main Humanverse: Human was created by William to lure children near the Funtimes, so the robots could kill the kids. But, since Circus Baby's Pizza World closed, Human is living in the bunker with the Funtimes and has managed to befriend them. In a panicked state, Ballora accidentally tore off his arm, leading to them all discovering Human's true origins. The arm has yet to be replaced, but a prosthetic is being worked on. Mainverse Human is 8.5-9, no older. The Funtimes and Michael are open to talk as well! Don't be weird to them.

Park Humanverse: Human doesn't remember his history, but they are aware of being a realistic humanoid robot. They lost their arm in a mysterious incident and made its own arm replacement at 16. It started working at the Fazbear theme park and the Funtime location at 19. Human's surname is also unknown, but they did remember their chosen name. Few things from mainverse are relevant here. (Takes place in the @fazbear-ent-official / @faz-funland-offical universe)

[RP: open]

[ASKS: open]

Parkverse rp will be tagged as #parkverse, mainverse asks/rp will be tagged as #mainverse

Ask/RP rules under cut:

No nsfw, as the blog is run by a minor

No anti queer/racist/pedo/etc. You will be blocked.

Magic asks are accepted, but no physical contact with the characters. However, you may give the characters things/tell them things (unless I decide No for plot reasons).

If it's an rp, the characters touching eachother is ok! The above rule is only for askers

If I need to add anything else, I will do so

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

wait now that i can do polls :

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kiss

punch

Voting ended onAug 10, 2023

[human-and-co]

PUNCH AND KILL!!!

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

Someone put the bear in drag....

oh crap can someone help the other animatronics dress up and make up before they get jealous like last year?

[human-and-co]

On it boss!

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

I think we're being too much of a jerk to Mr. Aft and we need to stop! I think hes going to fire us all at this point...

don't worry i've been trying to get fired for the past 2 years yet there i am, we're unfortunately safe

[human-and-co]

Lol look at this aftonfucker, get them OUT!!!

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

are we close enough to halloween to start calling the blood on the animatronics and the spider web everywhere a decor yet

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

now the other crucial question: are we still far enough from christmas so mr. emily can't force us to wear the santa hats yet

[human-and-co]

Lie and say none of us celebrate Christmas

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

today i discovered that mr. emily got mr. afton saved as "billy" on his phone and i think it's my duty to spread the word

[human-and-co]

And they still try to convince us they're not together?

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

he’s a pirate, of course he has some sand

but we actually stopped using sand for the pirate cove's decor because it was a mess to clean up also some kids would eat it....

[human-and-co]

Y-yeah... The kids... Hehe!

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

Can I bring in another rat to make it the funny number? I'll name it Forlorn Beastling and it'll already have rabies shot

-Human

god i was so disappointed when i realized they were only 68, of course you can bring your pal

[human-and-co]

Yay! Forlorn Beastling will soon bless the other Freddy's rats with the magic of the sex number

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

Since I'm the manger of this place now since i wrote that stupid fanfic everyone gets 500$ from Afton's bank account

And also free hugs from me :3

i'm down for the hugs and the money but 1) does he even have enough money for that? 2) if yes, where does it even come from? his income should be about the same as mr. emily, who's not exceptionally wealthy to my knowledge. what's his side hustle.

[human-and-co]

Do you have any idea how rich tech savvy furries are. Do you.

[froggos-chaos-corner-deactivate]

@fazbear-ent-official here is your Micky x Monty fanfic,

It was a calm afternoon in the Pizzaplex as Monty roomed around, he had been thing about Micky all day since he came to visited, That cute round face, with those loving eyes,

He had decided to play some Monty Golf to try to get Micky off his mind but it didn't work,

And eventually, Micky came in

"Hhaha! Hey there Pal!!!" Micky said looking up at Monty

"Oh! H-Hey there Micky..'' Monty said blushing

"Do you mind if i join ya?" Micky asked

"Not at all!!!" Monty said still blushing bit Micky didn't notice

Micky grabs himself a golf thingy (i don't remember what its called-) and joins in happily

Monty cant help but stare at Micky, watching his every move, eventually he cant help it anymore

Monty pinned Micky to the wall

"Who there pal!!!!" Micky said blushing

"I cant take it anymore!!!!!" Monty said blushing like a mad man

Monty kisses Micky and not soon later, Micky kisses back

Monty pulls back

"O-Oh wow pal...." Micky said

"I like you ok?! Icant ever stop thinking about you!!!" Monty said blushing and looking away

Micky was at disbelief

"I...I like you too...." Micky said blushing

"You...You do?!" Monty said shockingly

"Y-Yes..." Micky said

Micky kisses Monty and Monty kisses back

DE END-

IM NOT SORRY-

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

lost my shit imagining that "woah there pal" in mickey's voice, thank you. mr. afton took the week off to go to some furcon, the office his all yours boss.

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

huh. i changed the header for shit and giggles but now i can't find the usual one in my gallery. happy pride month ig (credit to @human-and-co for the masterpiece).

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

I installed water fountains that every school has in to the pizzaplex

thanks a lot but i've learnt my lessons, i'm NOT drinking anything from a fazbear's location. i'm trying to stay remnant free.

[human-and-co]

I think it's tasty :)

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

ngl the taste of some type of remnants is not that bad but my organs would slap me for saying that

[human-and-co]

Good thing I don't have organs here!

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

I installed water fountains that every school has in to the pizzaplex

thanks a lot but i've learnt my lessons, i'm NOT drinking anything from a fazbear's location. i'm trying to stay remnant free.

[human-and-co]

I think it's tasty :)

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

I burnt water

honestly i'd believe that water here is somehow flammable, would explain the restaurants randomly burning to ashes

[human-and-co]

The water has trace amounts of gasoline, actually! :)

[saifey]

psycho killer.... cat cafe

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

@fazbear-ent-official

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

god, not the cat ears. not again.

[thetrainglesttriangle]

Meow

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

NO.

[human-and-co]

I will gladly become a nyanbinary! :3 fow da company, of cowse UwU

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

I'm just gonna. *Cutely puts poison in the fingers of my prosthetic* join the raid on William :)

-Human

love the creativity, punch him straight to the darkest pit of all

[human-and-co]

I was thinking more like gouging his eyes out :)

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

Uhhhh someone just bit me?? So I gave them food cuz I assumed they were hungry but like. Do you know what that's about????

-Human

just rabbit rabbiting around, or maybe a lost bidybad, or maybe a rat. the possibilities behind that bite are infinite.

[human-and-co]

Well they accepted the food and made happy noises, so I'm counting this as a win