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Anakin: Obi-Wan and I are like Romeo and Juliet.

Anakin: And the Jedi council is like the dragon that kept them apart.

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Obi-Wan: Anakin, I would like your undivided attention.

Anakin: You wouldn't handle my undivided attention.

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Padme: Obi-Wan, why is Anakin bleeding?

Obi-Wan: Because he is an idiot.

Padme: I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

Obi-Wan: Well, he is a phenomenon.

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Anakin: Dare I ask Obi-Wan to dinner?

Anakin: What if he says "no"?

Anakin: WHAT IF HE SAYS "YES"?

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Obi-Wan, about teaching and training Anakin: At first I wanted to sell him back to the slave market on Tatooine, but now I'm glad I spent time to get to know him.

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Anakin: I'm just like any modern man trying to have it all. Loving wife and husband, a family.

Padme: Oh, my love, that's so swe...

Anakin: It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Obi-Wan: I love you and all, but we need to kriffing talk about that, you laserbrain!

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[At the family dinner]

Ahsoka: May I have the solt?

Obi-Wan: What do we say?

Ahsoka: Now.

Anaking, proudly: That's my girl!

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Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, I underestimated you.

Anakin: Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.

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Anakin: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.

Obi-Wan: It's a prison cell.

Anakin: I was being sarcastic.

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Ahsoka: Are you sure you're not dating Obi-Wan?

Anakin: If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.

Ahsoka: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realising it, it would be you.

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Anakin, in any moment of time: Master, with all due respect and endless love, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

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Obi-Wan: Is there something burning?

Anakin: Just my desire for you, master.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, R2 is on fire.

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