For The Love

Hi. My name is Robin :) Im 21, please feel free to message me anytime and become my best friend.

[brown-ray]

She got so big!!!

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[angelshawke]

Ryan the Angry Server God ll There Is No Learning Curve 2: The Curvening

[thebestoftumbling]

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[startrekrenegades]

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

[humanandhunted]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

[mouthymercwade]

Hero my ass!

[marvelgifs]

Quite unfortunate.

[greelin]

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

*wipes dust off of laptop* spring cleaning

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[srsfunny]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

God is trying to apologize

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

[tjmystic]

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

[humanandhunted]

the "checks phone every 10 seconds" squad

Gemini, LEO, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

[robertdeniro]

[quailsatan-deactivated20180223]

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time