Why have sweets when you could have meats?

Y'all I'm making a comeback haha betcha didn't see that coming

[humanfleshofficial]

Seeing Brandom posts in this supple age of late June 2019 evokes indescribable emotions inside of me

[glisteningbones-deactivated2025]

Be Wary

mama’s comin, very hairy,

Look out she’s bringin

CHERRY CANARIE

Chupa’s on his fupa, really scary

dogs gettin rowdy, eat your berry

[it-was-brazil]

[it-was-brazil]

IT’S MY 18TH BIRTHDAY AAA

[it-was-brazil]

Today is the final day of my childhood

[it-was-brazil]

I’m CONVINCED Trader Joe’s is up to something.  Why ain’t Trader Joe himself ever around to trade anything, hmm??? And why’s everything there gotta have like a 2 paragraph name like “Trader Joe’s signature fresh from the tree organic kosher apple cidre, best served directly out of Trader Joe’s very own ancient chalice”.

[it-was-brazil]

Hey y’all uhhh wanna try the demo for my game I’m casually making with RPGmaker

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OMlFd5yk34bYr4sRu-db3rwluw8SL7ZT/view?usp=sharing

[it-was-brazil]

[astral-domination]

Alright so let’s start with the basics

Astral Domination is a really intense chaos fanfic I’m writing that has a massive lore which is convoluted as hell, its very own wikia, several canon spinoffs (which YOU can join and eventually have your OCs cemented into Astral canon in like fifteen years when I get around to writing the later parts), and a whole bunch of other stuff.  I’m gonna use this blog for general discussion about it, as well as posting updates about various things, and maybe some other stuff who knows.

To start off, here’s some links:

Astral Domination: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12620960/1/Astral-Domination 

Astral Domination Wikia: https://astral-domination.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Domination_Wiki

Radiant Revival, the currently ongoing arc of Astral Domination that is taking place in a Discord server: https://discord.gg/pahKS2Q

Nebular Domension, a goofy incomprehensible in-lore comic (its events aren’t canon, but the existence of the comic is): http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=176229

Eeeee I’m highkey excited for this let’s hope I can stay committed long enough for it to gain any kind of traction

[humanfleshofficial]

I may or may not have gone on a mass unfollowing spree so like uh

reblog this if youre an actual active brandom blog because theres a high chance i unfollowed you during The Purge

[astral-domination]

YEET

LETS DO THIS

[it-was-brazil]

Aight I’m prob gonna hardcore regret this but

I’m comin’ back to tumblr for actual this time

And I’m prob gonna mainly use this new blog that I literally made seconds ago,

Because like, I need a reason to come back here, and like all I do anymore is Astral Domination (my fanfiction with really convoluted lore and its own wikia based on a chaotic roleplay thread)

So yeah, I’ll post more info over there soon™

[humanfleshofficial]

Everyone’s still alive

Who is this everyone you speak of

[humanfleshofficial]

Yo is anyone still alive

Don’t worry I’m not either I’m just sticking my head out of the grave for a moment

[it-was-brazil]

GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS

THAT’S RIGHT I’M NOW 17 HAHA EXPECT ME TO BE EVEN MORE INACTIVE THIS YEAR! @humanfleshofficial and @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount are also me btw

[humanfleshofficial]

It sure is great to be a company with few enough customers that long term social inactivity doesn’t hurt sales

[nestlemilkchocolate]

Hello, @humanfleshofficial…I would like to form an alliance of sorts. 

[humanfleshofficial]

Okay, then, I see nothing wrong with that idea.  What do you have in mind?

[nestlemilkchocolate]

To put it bluntly, I would like your flesh. 

[humanfleshofficial]

I mean that’s kind of why I exit also whoops I must’ve not seen this for WEEKS

[humanfleshofficial]

Who the fuck are you? -Fox

Well, clearly if you’re able to contact me you already know that answer, no?

[humanfleshofficial]

I’M HERE Y’ALL

I keep saying I’ll come back but for one day and one day only and really more likely a couple hours I’ll be actually checking tumblr for once so yeah if you want anything to happen now is the time