[whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises]

I really love the wilderness years of Doctor Who. I think from now on when shows get canceled more companies should throw their content to the wolves and watch in horror as the starved fan base go insane and write like a thousand books in five years that irreversibly ruin any semblance of canon, and also make zero sense.

[thecorpsethatwalks]

So the thing you have to understand about doctor who the movie 1996 is that it isn't good. But it is the best film ever made. It has little to no outstanding qualities as a narrative and is such a wild read of doctor who that if you replaced a few proper nouns throughout it would just be a regular bad sci-fi movie. The fact the series survived it is the reason i'm not worried about canon or the shows future in the slightest. The pitch for it consists of some of the most insane lore retcons i've ever seen in my life, and the only major one to make it into the movie is generally considered so out of left field that people refuse to acknowledge it to this day. Literally nothing matters. The master is goo and also a lizard, seven gets gunned down in the street, paul mcgann is the first doctor to canonically get bitches. There's a motorcycle chase. Bad 90s cgi. the regeneration is a frankenstein reference. its camp. eight has his dogs out. it is somehow more american than you would expect. it features by far the best rendition of the main theme in the shows history. Who fucking cares man. 11/10

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[virgoboy]

My sexuality is ambiguous because i don’t fucking know either. It’s left up to the viewer’s interpretation

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[ozempicofficial]

[kosmogrl]

never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.

no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life

[sugar-petals]

let’s discuss and pour out theories… bc this is a better take on the traditionally fruitless ‘europe and the ac’ debate. 

euro windows tilt in all kinds of funny ways yall, it fundamentally changes how we ventilate

e.g. in italy there are different traditions to tailoring more heat-suitable fabric differently to deal with summers and sun exposure better, although fast fashion and quickly rising average temp challenges that obviously

exactly that climate change leads to scenarios as described in the post

as does euro weather already fluctuating faster than texas on the clock because we have dense landscape variety and several jet streams from all sides with crazy heated and frozen ‘pockets’ wandering around, with the alps involved the effects are nothing short of insane & confusing

the strange af european brand humidity is extra enough to k.o. people who are used to way hotter climates, no tool will fully help us there, likely aided by desertification

wasn’t there a study showing acs were solely built for cis guy body temperature, 5 degrees too low for everyone else unless set much higher deliberately? a woman is only likely to buy this for a home if it really gets crazy (take my mom who bought two stylish ceiling fans integrated into lamps instead). as an italo-german lady my hands only reach normal temperature in summer, i am actually happy i get a temperature boost. my family moved north, originally i was supposed to be in hotter climate anyway; i read in the us people seem to relocate more towards the south instead (i hope this info is correct)

we mostly don’t have skyscraper shadows or infrastructure for huge vehicles to bolt ourselves in so temperature is perceived differently by visitors used to american traffic

houses are built from different material altogether, usa walls are lighter while heavy concrete euro walls = cold af

as i’m not an expert i am looking for more explanations/insights/opinions (and some jokes to cool down) in the replies, we need to figure this out more tbh

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[enki2]

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[heretolurkbutalasitstaken]

Doctor Who version of the Destiel meme that I made myself.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know