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[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[lilyofficial]

“you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

[marvellegends]

Miles Morales is coming in to swipe that Oscar from Disney he rightfully deserves.

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[worst-witch-ever]

My first thought was MEDUSA and then I saw op’s url and I was like woooo

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[belovedhestia]

sir that’s my emotional support decaying portrait that portrays all my sins

[geniusoflove]

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

[scary-numbers]

causing a ruckus

[scrabblezard]

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

[glorianas]

“I hate country music.”: eh

“I hate new country music because the genre has shifted from being retelling of folk tales and tales of the underprivileged working class of the American south and has now boiled down to bragging about your truck.”: absolutely

[theonceandfuturedoc-deactivated]

^THIS

[marvelxs-universe]

[rslashrats]

how does a person saying “i made a goal to eat a crayon if i get this much money but ohhhh noooo dont actually fund it :(” get more money than people that are actually in an emergency and need the money asap

[movedto-rimmymftim]

[gum-my-bears-deactivated2025011]

Spiderman noir coming into 2018 and finding out there are still nazis

[despazito]

gay cowboys: trustworthy, good

straight cowboys: scary

[guantanamo-bae]

Our queen

[lesbiantahani]

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography