get in line, thou big slut

I like dnd, critrole and videogames | Majs | 27 | Sweden | any pronouns | i also write sometimes! Ao3: moonwalkingdinosaur

[cursedrunescapewizard]

[malenjoyer]

son boy

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

top toxic trait of batman is actually making 100-slide powerpoints for things that could have been an email and sending emails for things that should really said in-person/elaborated on

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

From: [email protected] To: everyone

World ending. Again. Hope you’ve all been attending interdimensional diplomacy 101.

B. Sent from the Watchtower dishwasher

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

batman locks the justice league in a conference room to present: “Causation or Correlation: Apocalypses of This Year And Every Time One Of You Idiots Have Quipped, “Could Be Worse!”” he has a laser pointer that he points directly into hal’s eyes no less than 11 times

[elmflowers-art]

ur tags paint such a vivid image.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in one of the funniest Dick Grayson bits ever written, he has to hold still for a few hours (injury) and immediately gets obsessed with America's Most Wanted

unrelated: gay-ass art on Barbara's walls 👀

from Nightwing #86 (2003)

[t00thpasteface]

i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

[fuck-customers]

[sreppub]

one of the fun tim and dick reqs I got was for tim to be lowered headfirst down an alleyway to retrieve something they dropped. Probably something stupid like a boot 😂 nightwing’s just up there holding the grapple with a bare foot braced on the parapet.

[t00thpasteface]

tone deaf

[homuleelee]

HE IS ACTUALLY SO PERFECT THANK YOU MAWS 😭💕

[frownyalfred]

people sometimes look at Nightwing and wonder how a human bagged an absolute alien baddie like it wasn’t even hard, and then they see Batman walking down the hallway with Superman in the Watchtower and all the pieces slip into place.

[feyburner]

Welcome to parenting, Bruce

[Text:

Dick: …

Dick: Are you awa—

Bruce: Yes.

Dick: Ok good I wasn’t sure because of how you were snoring but it’s already 6:13am and I’m kinda hungry and I was gonna make my own breakfast but then I remembered what happened last time with the bacon and I thought I probably shouldn’t use the stove without adult supervision so I tried to do a bowl of cereal but well long story short I thought it would be super easy to pour the cereal while in a handstand but actually it was pretty hard and now there’s milk all over the floor and I can’t find the mop and I didn’t want to bother Alfred but you said it was okay to talk—]

[sully-s]

Clark: Lots of people read The Silmarillion Bruce

Bruce: No, they really don't Clark.

[notyournoma]

[noodles-and-tea]

spider-man and nightwing…….. this is my final message. goodbye

It’s over once the witty quips start

[dilucs-kitty]

Don't mind him, he is just doing the photosynthesis.

[basalting]

someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

[mama-imscared]

Something like this? :)

[humblebeeeez]

FYI! Changed my url just now, as the previous one is connected to my professional portfolio and I'd rather not have it connected with this blog ✌️ peace!