Humboldt Anomaly

I will occasionally post my own photography, but mostly I'll be reblogging posts I will be either using or find interesting.

[k9effect]

Cyberpunk 2077 Floor Plans: Masterlist

V's Apartment

V's Mansion

Villa Eurodyne

The Afterlife

Aldecaldos Camp (original)

Aldecaldos Camp (new)

Misty's Esoterica

Viktor's Clinic

Jackie's Garage

El Coyote Cojo

Judy's Apartment

River's House

Sandra Dorsett's Apartment

Lizzie's Bar

Peralezes Penthouse

This post will be updated with new links as I complete the floor plans. They most likely won't be done in this order. Feel free to drop requests for specific areas, as long as I can reach it in game without mods, I can attempt it. Or keep up to date by joining my server, I'm always on there and posting about stuff!

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[frankie31]

I have spent my life in the shadow of this great and winding river. I have always dwelt in the shadow of my god.

[rabbitbites]

i really can’t bring myself to blame paul atreides because if i was dehydrated, hot, processing some fresh ass trauma, micro-dosing hallucinogens, and everyone around me was telling me that i’m god i would’ve folded much sooner

[lucidloving]

Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena // Alain de Botton, Essays in Love // Eden Robinson, "Writing Prompts for the Broken-Hearted" // Chloe Liese, Always Only You // Anne Carson and Euripides, An Oresteia // Two—Sleeping At Last // Studio Bones, SK8 the Infinity // Trista Mateer, "is it okay to say this?" // @moodylilac // D. H. Lawrence, "The Rainbow"

[humboldtanomaly]

When you take control of Astarion.

[talos-stims]

woods_of_wonder on tiktok | source

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

margaret belongs to the void now

[veter-dan]

Why is this so funny

[brok-n-image]

[fairy-lilith]

This is freaking AMAZING.

Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a nightmare like this in Kenobi.

Credit to mosquitoes_suk on Instagram

[porterr-robinson]

[homofied]

[regnum-lab]

Comments left by Kentaro Miura (author of Berserk) on Young Animal Magazine when he was drawing Berserk and commentaries at the end of the book.

This has been shared before but it is well known that manga authors have brutal schedules they have to work under. So many have died before old age due to health issues.

To quote Junji Ito:

“Sleep is very important. Everyone get enough sleep. Many manga artists die young and it’s because they don’t sleep. Your best ideas will come to you when you’re sleeping. Please everyone get some sleep.”

Remember Manga authors are human beings that deserve better work conditions in their industry.

RIP Master Miura.

Thank you for all the hard work.

[charlesoberonn]

When the Great Social Media Trials are held Pinterest would be put to death.

[charlesoberonn]

Facebook’s trial would be a lengthy show trial with thousands of testimonies before it’s finally hanged.

[charlesoberonn]

Tumblr’s trial would be the most absurd spectacle ever put on in a courtroom before all charges are dropped.

[charlesoberonn]

Twitter is executed by firing squad with no trial.

[charlesoberonn]

Acquitted because it’s rich and pretty, but on the way out of the courthouse it’s dragged into the town square and beaten to death by an angry mob.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[glittery-dinosaur-deactivated20]

What does this even mean

[discordsparkle]

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

[catcrumb]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[penny-anna]

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

[tehri]

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

[penny-anna]

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

[tehri]

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

[penny-anna]

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

[uhtcearemorning]

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

[penny-anna]

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

[penny-anna]

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

[ms-demeanor]

Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*

Trash Panda Hobbits:

Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[ms-demeanor]

Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?

Merry and Pippin:

[ms-demeanor]

Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.

[ms-demeanor]

~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~

Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:

[ms-demeanor]

Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:

[mandatorywhimsy]

Funniest thing I’ve ever reblogged. 

[maryrnrealredhead]

I want to see everything I love done with raccoons now.

[curlicuetruth]

Y'all remember the Wishbone TV show where they’d do live action remakes of classic literature, but one character was just randomly played by a small white dog?

You could do that with raccoons

[humboldtanomaly]