The Professional Dinosaur Puncher

I am a 23 year old female working a mind-numbing dead end job. (Also I punch dinosaurs, as a hobby... trust me I'm a professional!) This is where I will post all of my fandom feels.... which will probably mostly contain slashy fanfiction. (Also, maybe, possibly, but not definitely, dinosaurs.) I Ship: Thorki, Frostiron, Stony, Superfamily, JohnLock, Science bros (As bffs), Destiel, SpideyPool, Clintasha, Amy/Rory, More that I can't think of... Apparently I ship Sterek now too... THESE FEELS

[lazyatlasmoth]

ouch.

[nicolegendary]

these two memes have equal and opposite energies

[princereece]

ok but how could you forget this one

[nicolegendary]

god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

[continuous-spec]

Still one of my favorite details of Garrus’ writing is that one of his go to curses is crap.

Flubbing in flirting? Crap

Mech showing up for a fight? Crap

About to get blown up by a bomb? Crap

[continuous-spec]

Perfect tag additions 👌

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[fucktoyfelix]

i said wat i said

[froginakettle]

this one is specifically for all the “no kink at pride” and “outfits at pride are too skimpy” people

[vague-humanoid]

Related

[aniseandspearmint]

yessss.

YESSSSS!!!!

DIE AI ART

[quasi-normalcy]

With all respect for the Borg (and I have a lot), if you need to tell people that their resistance is futile, it's probably not.

[hunter-rodrigez]

Pretty much exactly one year ago, I predicted Ai would be as relevant as crypto, NFTs and the metaverse in one year.

Seems like I was off by a few months, but we're definitely getting there.

We already reached the "Only scammers are really using it." Stage, and yes, tech giants fall under my definition of scammers.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mossdftba]

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[sayruq]

[SOURCE]

Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

[talkingharrystyles]

Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

[lolsomeone-actually]

HERE ARE THE PICS causw I wanted to see and saw no one posted (link to profile: https://instagram.com/henryjimenz?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= )

So beautiful!!!

[flango87]

FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA UNI STUDENTS!!!!!!

[darlingbenny]

for @incorrectstevebucky <3

based on this

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[tricornking]

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

[lovetheirloves]

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

[tricornking]

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

[lovetheirloves]

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

[lovetheirloves]

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

[tdhppjpurple]

I love this site.

[lovetheirloves]

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

[microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2]

Where this post started

Where it ended up

[gayvampyr]

[gayvampyr]

guys

[gayvampyr]

people in the notes are like

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[gothiccharmschool]

I love these and I wish to adopt them.

[roach-works]

@kinodraws​

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[oneheadtoanother]

ALT

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“Where do I stand on the – on the WHAT? The “Transgender Question”? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question – I have not yet finished speaking – not a question, but a demographic.“

“The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It’s the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America’s suburban colon.”

“And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years – I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs – as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!”

“One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. “Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I’m trans-Chinese.” The laziness of it – shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there’s true scorched earth.“

[macleod]

Brilliant.