Let's make a mess

[dashbeardconfessional]

CAN’T STOP THE JAM (the entire saga thus far)

[sbh93]

THE JAM GETS LOUDER WITH EVERY VIDEO.

[dashbeardconfessional]

HAHAH THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL……. or was it

[thealpacalypse-archive]

i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

[humbughairgoddess]

yo ich bin fresh Dumbledore back from the underground back for more

[aristo-kitty]

The money porg wishes you success this year

[mattrnurdock]

The day after you stole my heart everything I touched told me it would be better shared with you (x)

[courtney-forever-love]

this took me foreverrrrrrrrr to make

[oraclewarrior]

Okay but this.

[mandasmash]

Best thing ive ever seen??

[deathcultforsanta]

I don’t think I’ve ever reblogged something fitness related before. But now can I not?

[radicaldirt]

ok im so happy to see this bc ive only seen the ones with guy superheroes which is cool and all but most of my faves are on this list????

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE

[slash-gnr-lespaul-marshall]

[alibis]

Kinda ugly but still cute though

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

Mostly ugly but I’ll make you laugh

[favputta]

[neekolexo]

♥

[abuseangel-deactivated20140812]

[mrs-entwistle]

😘💕🌈🍄🌿🍂

[humbughairgoddess]

Omg this is so cute

[mrs-entwistle]

😘💕🌈🍄🌿🍂

[humbughairgoddess]

Omg this is so cute

[thereisnothingherelmao-deactiva]

Happy National Margarita Day! (22nd February) 🍸🍸🍸

[dust-cake-gretal-deactivated201]

[allycakesxo]

I have 4 moods; hungry, horny, sleepy & cuddly. I am all 4 at once 95% of the time.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I zone out so hard that I become aware that I’ve zoned and don’t feel like refocusing