[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[fuckyeah-pavement]

harness your hopes on just One person. because, you know, a harness? was only made for one

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[coughloop]

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[dickspooky]

Amen, brother

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[catasters]

[enchantedbook]

Les Lucioles , (The Fireflies) by Henri-Camille Danger, 1896

[indigosfindings]

kindergarten teachers in 2026: ok roll call... is "vriska" present?

kindergarten teachers in 2036: ok roll call..... is "harrowhark" present?

kindergarten teachers in DEVIL YEAR: ok kids today we are building a machine that destroys smiles

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[van1llaskys]