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@hummeljames-blog
nashvillecooper:
I already did! And you, too, can know how I made that cake by going online today at 8pm.
It’s not a Puppetry of the Penis kind of thing, right? Because deleting my browser history would not be enough to free me from that image.
msmercyjones:
Come on you gotta have faith in yourself I bet I could make you a start
Having faith in myself is one thing. But letting me sing or act — let’s not mention dancing would just end in disaster. My parents saved those talents for their other kids. I’m fine just being creative behind my computer.
landonic:
I got a lot of shit that annoys me but nothing annoys me more than when a customer yells at me for policies that I didn’t make up. Yep Nancy, you caught me. I’m actually an Undercover Boss working at an AT&T store in Nashville. Why are old people the absolute worst?
There’s only one type of old ladies that I like and that’s the sweet kind that loves to bake (shout out to the lady that lives above me). What reason did they find this time, though?
msmercyjones:
So I have some news, I have noticed an amazing talent in this city and with the blessings I have been given I think its time I give back a little more. I have already found an amazing talent that I am about to start grooming, and I was thinking of finding one more… its just a thought, what do you all think?
Now you’re making me curious. You know I’d volunteer, but I doubt even with the best grooming and training that it’d ever be a success story.
IMESSAGE 📲 JAMES HUMMEL
WP: You are 34??? I'm shook. I thought you were like 26 cause you look super young. a+ for you
WP: I like greasy tho. Burger King? a+++++
WP: You are going down, by a little redhead. Do you have any place suggestion or should I search? You are the expert
JH: Liar. But I appreciate the effort. Can I ask how old you are or do you not ask a woman that?
JH: You're winning my respect here.
JH: I'll contact some old friends to see if they have place for two students. I mean, I'd love to see you try.
nashvillecooper:
What a great website! I love twitter but sometimes I need a few more words to express myself, y’know? So glad I finally found the perfect platform to do just that and connect with all of my fans at once.
Speaking of which, here’s a teaser for all of you – how much chocolate sauce is too much chocolate sauce and can you bake a triple chocolate cake without using your hands? Stay tunes for a new video this weekend to find out.
I don’t know if I should be confused or impressed by this news. Do I even want to know how you’re going to make that cake?
IMESSAGE 📲 JAMES HUMMEL
WP: I'm sorry you had to go through that. I imagine is better now? That you have more experience. That's a good answer, i think
WP: Really? I just like McDonalds's fries, not really the chicken or the hamburgers. Is that weird?
WP: Are you gonna get super competitive on me? Cause you have a storm coming your way buddy.
JH: It's just part of learning how to work for yourself. It's almost 10 years ago, it's easy to say I got over it. Fairly sure that's the only answer when you're 34 and single 😎
JH: I think their food is just a perfect amount of miserable and greasy, so you either hate it or love it. So nah, I wouldn't call it weird.
JH: Oh bring it on.
allisonweston:
Okay, did you just say 4-cheese lasagna? I’m in. I love lasagna, I love cheese and I want to eat that, so let’s make this exchange soon, like I need it as soon as possible. I probably sound like a crazy person but I love food so much.
I’m Allie, by the way. It’s Allison, but call me Allie.
Oh, I sure did. “Cheese makes everything better” is pretty much my motto. I could get it to you by tonight if you want to. Because talking about it sure as hell made me crave it. You would only sound crazy to me if you said you didn’t love food.
Nice to meet you, Allie. I’m James. It’s just James so you can probably call me that.
sebastian-alexander:
I can’t believe this is happening but I actually don’t have anything to complain about. I had a great vacation out of the city and I got to come home to my perfect pup daughter. My wine is aged, and there’s enough Dance Moms on my DVR to last me until well after I pass out. I know what you’re thinking - my life is better than yours. It’s okay to be jealous, I’d be jealous too. What’s your Wednesday looking like?
You’re wine aged while you were away? Exactly how long were you on a vacation for? I was going to comment on the Dance Moms part, but then I realized I pretty much binge-watched 90 Days to Wed. Guilty pleasures are what makes the world go ‘round.
ceceharper:
I’m glad, because pretty much nothing offends me, so I don’t really think before I speak sometimes, since I forget other people might take it the wrong way. But you seem chill, so I guess we’re okay.
Well, if you Spotify my name, almost all of my stuff is on there, so feel free to fix it whenever! Honestly, I’m here for any and all suggestions. I mean, my sister lives in Nashville, so she can totally show me around, but I’m also down for meeting new people here, you know?
People pretty much have to try to really offend me. And at that point they pretty much deserve my wrath. So you’re safe. Especially if you say I seem chill.
So, I found you on Spotify and I have to say I’m impressed. Can’t say trying it during my workout was the best idea, as I usually like my music a little rougher then. But I might have added some to my work playlist, which doesn’t happen that quickly. So maybe since you moved here I might get a redo on that concert? Well, I’m a simple ‘beer on a Saturday night’ kind of guy, so I could recommend some nice bars around here. Or some nice coffee bars if you’re into that.
allisonweston:
I ran out of cake already but I have an idea. Why don’t you make that lasagna and I make some cake for you, and if it’s good, we can exchange recipes? We’re both getting free food out of it, so I’d say it’s a good deal.
That sounds like an even better deal than I proposed. Especially since I could use some pre-tested baking recipes since I somehow always pick out the ones that are just a little off. Prepare for the beauty that is a 4-cheese lasagna.
IMESSAGE 📲 JAMES HUMMEL
WP: I hope you charge them extra cause that is just some horrible waste of your time. Really? Most guys and girls say that until they either get married to one or become one.
WP: Kfc is just too good you know? TOO GOOD.
WP: YAS! We could go on the weekends? Would that be good for you?
JH: I had that happen to me once when I was just starting. Definitely learned to charge in a different way after that. Brides? I mean, I'm not 100% against it, but it also isn't a necessity in my life.
JH: Surprisingly I'm more a McDonalds kind of guy if I'm really going to cheat. Though I'd never turn down Kfc.
JH: I'd be willing to try it for at least a few weeks and see after that. Though I should probably warn you that I get really into this stuff.
ceceharper:
I know, I totally feel like I offended a few people, which was definitely not the intention. I’m sure y’all are rad and probably way more youthful than me.
Nice to meet you, James! That’s okay, my music isn’t to everyone’s taste. I’m so here for those recommendations, though.
Damn right we are. Rad and youthful, I mean. I don’t get offended that easily.
Hey, I didn’t say it wasn’t my taste. I’ve just been told I have some holes in my culture when it comes to music made after 2010. I guess this proves it. Maybe I should fix that sometime. Good, what kind are you looking for?
allisonweston:
There’s people that said no already, but they had a good reason. I still have to meet someone who really hates chocolate cake, but so far no one hates it.
Hard to believe their reasons were that good. So would it be totally weird if I tried to claim a piece? I’m making some great lasagna, so I’d be willing to make a trade.
IMESSAGE 📲 JAMES HUMMEL
WP: A clever man, my fave. I imagine you for real must get some weird clients, or with very bad taste too. But yes, specially with weddings is hard because it's an important moment? And everyone has so many set expectations for how it's supposed to look and what is supposed to be.
WP: Sometimes it's a bit hard to break dreams cause they are impossible or simple too expensive to do so, ngl.
WP: Same???? But sometimes i feel bad saying it in front of people who are vegan, idk why.
WP: You don't practice it? We could learn together.
JH: You'd be surprised at how many people want to change the whole thing after weeks of coming together about it and it almost being finished. But brides sounds like a species I'd like to stay away from.
JH: Nah. Like, go all vegan people. I'm just not going to join them.
JH: I did during college, but that's... a while ago. I could take it up again...
allisonweston:
So I may or not have baked too much these last couple of days with Andante, Andante on repeat in the background and I may or not have too much chocolate cake at home, so you can take that as an invitation to get a slice of it? Cake for everyone, I guess? Anyone wants some?
I think I have yet to meet the first person who would say no to that.
ceceharper:
I’m seriously struggling with my age today. On one hand, the last time I moved out of state, I was nineteen, and dude, lugging boxes was way easier back then. At 23, I’m clearly reaching my expiration date. On the other hand, though, I just took a shower in my new house, and while thinking about how much of a grown up I am having made this second move, I also realized I was spritzing my hair with L’Oréal Kids detangling spray.. so I mean, am I an old 23 or a young 23? I can’t decide.
Oh, also, I should totally introduce myself. Hi! I’m CeCe Harper, I’m so stoked to be here in Nashville. I made a stop here on my last tour, so I may have seen some of y’all at a meet and greet, but it’s freaking rad to now be living here. If anyone feels like giving the new girl a neighborhood tour, I’m totally here for it.
I think I’ll be speaking for all the 30+ old farts when I ask you kindly to shut up. 23 is nothing is nothing. However, I will congratulate you on your move. I don’t think there’s anyone who really likes the process, but the result is always good.
I’m James. Can’t say I’ve seen your concert, but if you ever need any recommendations I’m totally your guy.