LOVE IS ON IT'S WAY

— WANDA PORTER — I just think it's really cool that my name is popular now thanks to the #strongestavenger Wanna be wedding planner, Jlo style, but currently just trying to survive the day to get a well deserved nap. find me on twitter at twitter, instagram, pinterest and animelist at @wandap01

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doveportblaine‌:

You know most of them are blond, right? Except Aladdin, and I’m not Middle Eastern. And Eric, but he has blue eyes. And absolutely no one would buy that calendar (except you).

Three IS cutting people – there were originally five. Nine in the myths the movie’s based on, if we’re being technical. And I can be sassy, but I’m a little too male and a little too white(ish) to do all the heavy lifting of a group as iconic as the Muses all by myself.

What ABOUT PRINCE CHARMING. Hush it, it would be a hit. 

Now I’m sad cause I won’t have you singing behind me all day :( 

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FMK: puck, ben, asher

I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m easy. They are amazing things to look at, so in the right atmosphere, I would fuck them all. Marry? Probably neither, mostly cause I’m too picky about marriage. And if it’s kiss, obviously all three. Who am I to deny some good fun?

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Who is someone you'd kiss if there were no consequences?

Nick Jonas, until my lips hurt. Actually, I would do it if there were consequences too cause I’m just that Jonas bitch. 

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What do you first notice about someone else?

Their arms. If I wanna be crushed by them, it’s usually a good indicator. 

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what did you go for as halloween last year?

Last Halloween I had a wedding very close to it, so I didn’t have that much time to plan, but I went dressed as the Scarlet Witch. It was very fitting. 

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asherpucks·:

Who the hell is Megara? Is that like, a female Megatron? Because that sounds sick, and I’m here for it.

1. I would be into that.

2. Megara as the female in Hercules. Long red hair, awesome purple dress. A++

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doveportsammy‌:

That’s probably good. Just guys from anime wouldn’t get your far outside of like… cosplayers.

But see, I don’t have those big, dreamy eyes like Blaine has! They literally twinkle.

And maybe some nerds. They are hot... Sometimes. 

BITCH I KNOW THEY ARE SO PRETTY. Sometimes I cry for how pretty they are.

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doveportmaddie‌:

You’re so sweet to say that. I could be like a woodland fairy like that. See if I can find a pair of wings.

I KNOW WHEN YOU CAN SOME CHEAP ONES. When are you free? i’ll drive you. 

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doveportsammy‌:

Okay but now I have to know, which movie is the best of all time?

The wedding planner, DUH.

Everyone knows this, Sammy boo. 

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doveportkitty‌:

So, more importantly: Who’s your Hercules?

I don’t have one but please if you know of someone, let me know! It would be awesome.

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gigithegreat‌:

Bitch, I love you. That’s literally the best thing I’ve heard all 2019.

You mean we? We’re gonna be a package deal on Halloween. Two hotties means twice the free stuff, duh.

MOVE ASIDE WORLD, YOUR PRINCESS BITCHES ARE COMING. 

Halloween just became ten times better tbh. I was born ready for this. 

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thepuckrmn‌:

Who the hell is Megara?

Hercules’s female protagonist. 

She is super badass and a redhead so, a+

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doveportsan‌:

But you’re going as like.. slutty Megara, right? Because that’s kinda the whole point of Halloween.

Listen, I don’t go to the gym for my legs to stay hidden. That dress is gonna have an opening on the side, as big as it can be. 

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peytonhudson‌:

I LOVE that. If you need any help with putting it together, let me know… It’ll be a good distraction from the reality that I still don’t have a costume sorted for once I finish being a hot dog for the day. 

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A HOT DOG? THE FUCK. Probably since I watched Grease for the first time. 

But yes, please all help is welcome. 

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doveportkitty·:

I guess it’s the one night of the year you get to pretend to be something you’re not, so hey, go for it. 

FOR SURE. I wouldn’t mind being the princess of all Olympus at some point in my life, but at least on Halloween i can pretend. 

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gigithegreat‌:

I still need a costume. I’m tired of wearing a block bodysuit with animal ears every Halloween. I need to step it up.

You came to the right place. I never disappoint. You need to enter a costume contest or something cause you’re definitely gonna win. Especially when you sing I Won’t Say I’m in Love.

You could dress as Esmeralda and we can be underrated Disney princesses. 

I NEED TO FIND A GOOD BAR. So i can get free drinks as a price. 

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doveportmaddie‌:

I usually just go to the store and find something in my size that’s not stupid expensive or a barely there negligee. I haven’t gone all out for Halloween since I was in college.

You are super pretty, so i’m sure ANY costume would look good you. Maybe we can just paint your face and put some flowers in your hair.