Long Hair and Big Eyes

I like turtles, green tea, and Bob Ross. I am nothing more than a fusion of dysfunctional cartoon characters. I use humor as a coping mechanism, and music as therapy.

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[sweetoothgirl]

SPOOKY SPIDER COOKIES

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[neckkiss]

[ihateiu]

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

PLEASE SPREAD

[pokemon-personalities]

please enjoy these mystery dungeon phone backgrounds!!!

[pokemon-personalities]

do with this what you will

[90377]

Fog by Look Alive Rikki

[figmas]

[hummmingbirdheartbeat]

The very best cosplay. ⭐️💦 (Not the very best photoshop.)

[mistahjxharleyquinn-blog]

“Batsy, Batsy, Batsy…”

“Stupid bats, you’re ruining date night!”

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

love yourself

lOvE yOuRsElF

[hummmingbirdheartbeat]

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. ♦️

[pumpkinpages]

I’m just a baby.. Be gentle and give me lots of love.

[the-bookshop]