hi thots!

not like degrading thots like brain thots

[hummus-thoughts420]

oh dex??

[hummus-thoughts420]

im only on episode 3 but rahim from sex education is derek nurse??

[hummus-thoughts420]

i fully made a pie from scratch today and like... how does bitty do that for fun

[hummus-thoughts420]

ive only recently started following the bates but... you cant tell me gil bates and jerry gergich arent the same person...

[hummus-thoughts420]

someone literally just came out to me and i responded with “tight”

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[hummus-thoughts420]

what does it mean if i find people physically attractive but am repulsed by the thought of having sex w them?

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

There’s a new girl in my kindergarten class who’s autistic and it’s like she’s barely / not really verbal but like idk she opened up to me a little, I don’t tell people I’m on the spectrum at work because they already treat me horribly because I’m the only poc there but like she’s a little Latina girl who I know exactly how she feels and like I was like “hey Nina, If you don’t wanna talk it’s okay, just thumbs up or thumbs down if you understand the (math) problem? Okay?” So we sorta made like a thumbs up and thumbs down thing between us and today it was the most surreal thing because I like “I know they tell you to make eye contact but I’m gonna tell you a trick, look at their neck, chin, hair, and whatever is behind them, I don’t like eye contact very much either? Thumbs up?” And she said with the smallest voice “Thankyou , for not saying I’m dumb” I wanna be the person I needed when I was her age

[hummus-thoughts420]

rt if u started reading this and thought a kindergartner posted it

[hummus-thoughts420]

u think jesus ever got a blowjob

[haechskies]

reblog to have good concert luck

[osbournebemydaddy-deactivated20]

And again

[classic-rock-roller]

I’m not risking it, so reblog again. 

[qualitylu]

i reblogged this and patrick from fall out boy smiled at me at the concert and i made eye contact with pete and joe as well

[krllxx-blog]

Reblog before I go to sleep

[ahseyy]

Rb every time when I see it✨

[itsametaphorbriansblog]

no shit this is truth, last time i reblogged this Greta Van Fleet announced a Lollapalooza Side Show, so I´m not letting this slide

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Woooo

Last time, I saw Ghost not once but TWICE in a week!! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[hummus-thoughts420]

the sexual tension between berk macklin and janet snakehole is ~insane~

[hummus-thoughts420]

dont vaccinate ur kids if u arent genetically immune to everything ur lif eisnt worthy of our developing population

[hummus-thoughts420]

im rly glad that james has friends his sge that arent in the make up industry to keep him grounded

[hummus-thoughts420]

IS it wrong that i find pll older than My parents attractive???????

apeil is RONS SON or her rapeg uncle??????

hacking my life: watch parks and rec every january thru februrruary and i wont get depressed!

good ship: ron swanson and perd hapley

[hummus-thoughts420]

i just thiught it was weird to thumbprint my laptop but my phone??? always