from the desk of a hungover witch

dictated but not read

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

should i become active again? i miss the content

[thingsiwant-nl]

[retropopcult]

Faye Dunaway, Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

[otherduck]

David Shrigley

[hungoverwitch]

hey! in case you were wondering what CENTRAL TEXAS SADIE would do if a man explained to her the validity of civil war monuments: the answer is excuse herself to literally vomit

[hungoverwitch]

hi guys update i am 2/2 on this

[hungoverwitch]

me: they don’t have good gatorade here

lee: they have blue

me: yeah but only REGULAR blue. and no frost flavors! it’s like the glowing brain meme.

[hungoverwitch]

lol hi boners i start work tomorrow

[hungoverwitch]

today i heard someone say "a thing doesn't actually have to happen for it to be real" and i lost my mind

[hungoverwitch]

hey! in case you were wondering what CENTRAL TEXAS SADIE would do if a man explained to her the validity of civil war monuments: the answer is excuse herself to literally vomit

[abbot-suger]

[munchsquads]

[startingpitcher]

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg

[hungoverwitch]

i think about this girl a lot

[hungoverwitch]

this was dumb but also kind of dope

[yugirimistwalker]

moan your own name in bed as a power move

[ayyries]

Astrology is powerful in the sense that it can be the catalyst to your healing or self-destruction.

[hungoverwitch]

lol whoops

[hungoverwitch]

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

there’s blue cherry too so that doesn’t even work

[shaiza]

No one drinks blue cheery next question

[hungoverwitch]

white

[beachdeath]