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Merry chrysler to the smugbug girlies out there

Finally found the guy posting alt power Taylor fanfic

#Alt power Taylor fics are so mysterious because the standard is always the most dogwater thing you could ever hope to read #And yet some fics I consider as really good on their own merits are also alt power Taylor #Shout-out to DTDP

elcuervoborracho

Fragments

shakertwelve

it is rlly funny that wildbow thinks so little about legend that he forgot he never gave him a name in worm so ward accidentally canonizes that his son’s name is also his name

shakertwelve

worm interlude 13:

“How’s the family?” She asked. “You adopted, if I remember right?” “We did. Arthur was worried that a surrogate parent would give birth to a parahuman, and if that happened, he’d be out of the loop.” [...] “But the child is good? A boy or a girl?” “A boy. Keith.”

ward last 20.e1:

“Same here,” Keith said. He’d rinsed off, and his hair was wet, and the ends of his hair had a blue-white halo. He’d flown hard in the cold with that wet hair. “I flew out, checked. The Titans are gone.”

spacebattles thread:

Radiata: Just out of curiosity, what is Legend's civilian name? I know it's not really an important question in the grand scheme of things, but I always found it mildly amusing that the only member of the Triumvirate to manage surviving the story is also the only member whose name we don't actually know. Wildbow: It's stated twice.

four possible explanations

legend specifically chose to adopt a child that had the same name as him

legend adopted a child and then renamed it so it would have the same name as him

chevalier doesn't actually know legend's civilian name

in the worm interlude, legend wasn't saying his son's name, he was saying his own name, like a pokemon

noctilia

Brockton College Girls (2011) (Based on the Smith College Girls photo)

Progress video under the cut!

webbvidd

Taylor when she went out in that dress to do skitter business

crossdressphyxia

I polished both my Taylor design and Lisa's.

As you may have noticed I like giving characters clothing that reflects the larger world around them... I also think Lisa would wear a shirt of their rivals as a mocking gesture :9

Bonus: Skitter.

hieronymusbotched

I love and miss her so much

ishdaj

I am 6 arcs into Pale. Screw this stupid chud headmaster war.

Still images under the cut:

zie1

Thinking about the mundane realities of the S9 and Crawler maintenance, and how I have that one post about what a bitch it would be to have to drive him around in box trucks because he can't fit in a car.

And that thought became "you know Crawler smells like shit." Because he's a giant monster who can't bathe and regularly gets covered in gore and guts and constantly secretes acid and goo. Like I don't care that he can just go submerge himself in the nearest lake like a dinosaur, because then he just smells like acid reacting to stagnant water. And like, everyone in the s9 is a murderhobo who doesn't bathe a ton, but they bathe some.

So I'm proposing that they would put Crawler through the car wash.

He'll probably get smashed up in the gears and enjoy it, and he'll smell like a new car afterward, and that's miles better than goreshitlakemonster smell. Bonesaw pretends he's a big truck, and having him put his feet in the conveyor and go through the car wash while she plays with all the brush buttons and sprayers and makes truck noises is so fucking funny she nearly threw up her acid spleen laughing.

hungrychoir

I would like to propose that the acid actually does clean everything off and he has to groom himself like a cat and he's really embarrassed by it so he does go with the car wash option.

anendangeredspecies

What if Amy triggered and ran away when the Brockton bay brigade took down marquis, then Carol spent the next 11 years preparing for her to come back and take revenge.

She's already thought out every way Amy might try to hurt her and how to counter them, has trained Vicky specifically to fight someone with similar powers to marquis, and even carries a picture of Amy around so she doesn't forget what she looks like.

Only when they do meet again, Amy's pretty much forgotten all about her. She's a hero with a new family and lives a relatively normal happy life. Meaning all of Carol's stress and planning was for nothing.

Amy moves back to the bay with her family and makes friends with Vicky. Carol's going mad trying to figure out her secret plan but Amy doesn't even recognize the Dallons, she just likes Vicky. Every conversation is a one sided battle of wits for Carol and super weird for everyone else.

henghost

If this happened could Amy and Victoria have been friends... Even lovers? 😳 Fanfic writers get in on this plz

keighthundred

rainfrazier

one of the most deranged things about blake thorburn is that he spent the first three arcs complaining about eating nothing but oatmeal NOT because he had no other choice but because he’d rather cry into his 20th consecutive bowl of oatmeal than “resort” to the black beans and rice that were sitting untouched in the pantry

rainfrazier

you may think it was molly who stocked the pantry sometime before blake’s arrival, however a much funnier theory is that the day before the events of pact 1.1 rose sr went on a costco run and said “what breakfast staple could i most effectively psychologically torture my grandson with in four months time” and bought an entire pallet of quaker peaches & cream

lilliankillthisman

Rose Sr made like a dozen tupperwares full of her prizewinning Thorburn Black Bean Risotto for her grandkids to eat while they settled in and then Barbarotem used his evil scissors to split it all into sinister beans and menacing rice... this is the fate that follows every diabolist

rainfrazier

after rose senior’s death laird broke into hillsglade house and used his diabolic knowledge to direct barbatorem to cut the prizewinning risotto into its constituent ingredients. he then used chronomancy to revert the beans and rice back to an uncooked state, repackaged them, and placed them back in the pantry. can’t have shit in jacob’s bell

estavionpira

VICTORIA DALLON - Heyyyy Ames, I was just thinking: aren't I a biokinetic too? 'Cause with my super strength i can impart kinetic force onto living things, y'know, biological things. Don't you think that makes me a biokinetic? Y'know? At least a little bit?

PARAHUMANOLOGY [Medium: Success] - *Obviously* not. Biokinesis is a very specific ability. According to the PRT Special Engagement Classifications Guidebook (2006), to be labeled as biokinesis, a Parahuman ability has to directly effect organic matter, without need for an intermediary. Even *Bonesaw* isn't technically a biokinetic.

SORORAL INSTINCT [Easy: Success] - She knows this. She was the one who made you read the PRT Special Classifications Guidebook (2006).

ANXIETY [Easy: Success] - She's moving to poke you in the arm, *sororally*. Don't let her touch you. Who *knows* what you'll do.

SHAPER [Impossible: Failure] - C'mon, Amelia... just a little change wouldn't hurt, would it? Just look at her chest cavity, it's so *spacious*, you could fit one, two new organs in there, maybe optimize the lungs a little so they take up less space, I'm *sure* no one would notice.

TRIGGER TRAUMA [Challenging: Failure] - She doesn't go to any other doctors because she has you, so nobody would find out, and really, it would make her so much better in combat, you'd just be keeping her safe. Honestly, what kind of sister would you be if you let her get hurt?

GUILT [Medium: Success] - Amelia. If you do that, then you will need to throw yourself from the nearest rooftop afterwards as penance. And you are going to deserve it the entire way down.

- "Victoria. I Do Not Think That Is How It Works."

- "God, please, Vicky, I'm so sorry for everything I've ever thought. I'm so so so sorry. Do you want me to kill myself?" (Gesture at nearby tall building)

- [Sororal Instinct: Formidable] "Have you ever considered extreme body modification? I ask for no reason in particular."

- [Anxiety: Medium] Flinch and writhe away from her touch.

- [Shaper: Easy] Go for it. You know you want to.

#Ohh how I missed this brand of Amoeba Dallon post