Hunks of the Silver Screen!

Men I enjoy ogling in film, TV and popular culture (this is a side blog so I always like/follow back from my main!)

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Jason Sudeikis in Colossal (2016). 

I want to take him deep inside my slutty oral bottom mouth  :) 

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“Check out that big piece of chocolate cake!” — background slut in Truck Turner (1974), ogling the utterly delicious Isaac Hayes

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Former heavyweight boxer, kickboxer and 80s/90s bit player Randall “Tex” Cobb in Raising Arizona (1987)... one of those hairy, grizzled, muscular, hyper-butch Alphas who remind me that I’m just a big ol’ bottom!

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Jesse “the Body” Ventura in Predator (1987)... a sexual tyrannosaurus

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Mumblegore pocket bear A.J. Bowen in The House of the Devil (2009)

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Australian pocket bear Daniel Henshall in The Snowtown Murders (2011)

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80s British horror hunk Sean Chapman in Hellraiser (1987)

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Daddy bear character actor and former NFL player Brad William Henke (best known for Orange is the New Black and Split)

What a big strong Man!

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Kurt Russell at his juiciest, circa 1991

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DILF alert!

Exceptionally juicy TV daddy Patrick Warburton in Seinfeld and Rules of Engagement

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Channing Tatum with beard

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Gross, gap-toothed old masturbator Ernest Borgnine, who undoubtedly has a robust mushroom head

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Mark Rylance

[livnel]

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Sam Rockwell

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Dirty grandpa Leslie Nielsen... would you like to suck his raunchy old grandpa dick??? Sure you would.

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Irish country music sensation Patrick Feeney