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@hunkventure
I t ’ s n o t a b o u t t h e k i l l i n g . ❝ guy dresses up in something 𝓱orrific… goes out iηto the night & T E R R I F I E S his enemies. he’s acting out from deep… ᴠɪsᴄᴇʀᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ — probably 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅.
…Sound like anyone you know?
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p l e a s e r e a d r u l e s b e f o r e f o l l o w i n g !
✕（ ⋮ sirena. ）
She smirked in disbelief as he began his explanation of why he suddenly disappeared from her life for a short time. “Uh-huh, So that’s all you have to say about while you were gone?” Her sentence trailed off in soft giggles. She loved Hank’s spontaneous personality so much that it didn’t even feel he was gone at all. “Its okay Hank. Its just good to see ya again.”
Hank told her he met Christopher Lambert. He told her he met Christopher Lambert and she didn’t even flinch. But, of course, this was the girl who talked back to Brock-sized beefcakes with harpoon tasers, and dated actual factual superheroes, and went swimming in restricted waters--IN HER UNDERWEAR-- for fun. Even Hank’s wildest fantasies weren’t going to impress her. Being the coolest girl in the history of the universe must have been exhausting, so he decided not to burden her with humoring his pettifogging stories. So instead of tacking on more fiction, he cut to the chase:
❝ And I missed you like my dad misses the toilet before he has his coffee. ❞
Not as romantic as he was hoping for, but it got the point across.
✕（ ⋮ the deanster. ）
(Dean rolls his eyes at his brother. He groans as he pinches his brow in frustration. Sometimes he can’t believe they are even related.)
“Running around like a carrot gone rogue is not culture, Hank. Culture is going to a museum or a library. It’s learning new things, not showing off for some-”
(Dean waves his arm in the air trying to find the appropriate word. He doesn’t have any issue with Sirena. Dean is just concerned New York is bringing out the worst in Hank and doesn’t want him to get hurt.)
“Girl.”
Holy pointy-headed virgins, Batman. The kid goes to college and suddenly he’s all highbrow. It was bad enough growing up with a father who never let them forget that Dean was the star child-- the one who was going to carry on the Venture legacy while Hank pushed boxes, the one schoolgirls could fall in love with, the one worth saving when it came down to a sadistic choice. He learned to live with everyone else’s condescension, but hearing it from the messiah himself made Hank want to throw up his Avengers™ fruit snacks. To spare Dean’s delicate feelings, he could let this newfound superiority complex slide this first time, but the sly dig at Sirena’s class? Not today, Deany.
❝ Oh, you got nothin’ to worry about, Little Brother. ❞
Hank waits a beat, gives him a patronizing pat on the shoulder;
❝ Sirena’s a woman. ❞
me; i want to write drafts; hey me; no, not you
Updated the Venture Bros. RP Masterlist!
Deleted the links to deleted blogs (mournfully).
Added: New Deans! @emocloneboy15, @notevendean
Added: New Triana! @trampnextdoor
Updated: URL changes, broken links.
Monthly reminder that you can follow everyone in the community through that list. Also, please let me know if something needs to be updated!
(I actually moved my 21 RP to @monarch-a-trois so uninterested followers here wouldn’t have to deal with occasional super long RP posts and people who did want to see it could have more immediate access to RP posts instead of having to search for them.)
AH! Sorry!!
Re-updated the Venture Bros. RP Masterlist!
Also realized I was missing OC’s @swannsongbakery and @docproper.
I’m a mess.
“Number three is Golden Age Batman and number four is Post-Crisis Batman. They're like two completely different Batmen.”
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{{ Length will vary, and it may take me a while to get to them – especially because I’m still getting into the groove of writing Hank. Feel free to shoot me a message if you have any preference in length, time period, setting, etc. }}
✕（ ⋮ @henchgear519. ）
❝ Okay, so it’s real dandy that henching is finally an equal opportunity thing, but I was kinda hoping for, y’know, 21. ❞
Hank knew he was moving up in the world when The Monarch actually had a henchman keep watch over him while he was being held captive. It was nice to see that he was finally being recognized as a threat, although they could have sprung for someone... taller.
Still, company was company, and he was grateful. Hank was known to get especially stir crazy when he was locked up without a Dean to talk to.
He picked up the deck of corroded Munchkin cards the boys kept in the corner of the cell and started shuffling them, sitting pretzel-style on the ground right in front of the bars.
❝ To date, the only shmuck in this whole cocoon who can ever beat me at this game. ❞
Without asking if she wanted to play with him, he started dealing her in. A part of him hoped this freshman henchman wasn’t the type to take her job too seriously, but a part of him was hoping he would get to break her in.
✕（ ⋮ the deanster. ）
Ever since Hank started dating Sirena, he’s been practicing his “Jersey” accent on me.
❝It’s a New Yawka accent, ya tourist-y shmo. And it’s about time you embraced our new culture too. ❞
Updated the Venture Bros. RP Masterlist!
Deleted the links to deleted blogs (mournfully).
Added: New Deans! @emocloneboy15, @notevendean
Added: New Triana! @trampnextdoor
Updated: URL changes, broken links.
Monthly reminder that you can follow everyone in the community through that list. Also, please let me know if something needs to be updated!
❛ i’ve been listening to this stupid learning bed my whole life. and you know what ? i haven’t learned shit. i could tell you how many taste buds are on the human tongue, but i’ve never even french k i s s e d a G I R L .
indie dean venture ∬ penned by g e n i e .
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police (Ghost in the Machine, 1981)
kids night out : )
Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. could have picked literally any name he wanted but for some incomprehensible reason he didn’t choose Ed Venture
People who laugh more are better able to tolerate pain - both physical and emotional.
(via psych-facts)
✕（ ⋮ @trampnextdoor. ）
When Pete invited everybody who liked the Shallow Gravy Facebook fanpage to show up at their Wednesday-night-Thursday-morning gig at the tiniest venue in New York City, Hank wasn’t expecting Triana Orpheus to actually show up. Moreso, he wasn’t expecting Triana Orpheus to be the only one who showed up.
Hank and Dermott, of course, still played as if they were a sold-out prime-time show at Madison Square Garden, rather than a bar that nobody has ever heard of, on a weeknight, hours after every sane person had gone to bed. Complete with shirts ripped off and a disastrous attempt at stage diving, they treated Triana, Pete and Billy like wild fans, rather than an overly enthusiastic pseudo-manager, an overly enthusiastic pseudo-manager’s ward, and an estranged childhood friend who probably only showed up for a chance to run into Dean.
Toward the middle of their second encore, Dermott tripped on a wire and unplugged the amp, and it was quietly decided that it would be their final song for the evening. After their goodnights and sick exit, Hank hopped off the stage to thank her for coming. Half because he was worried that dedicating two of their performances of “Jacket” to her wouldn’t be enough to show his appreciation, and half because he didn’t want to help pack up.
❝ So, keep it on the D.L., but the band and V.I.P.s are heading out to a wild after party. The drinks are free and there’s a banana peanut butter one with your name on it. ❞
He clarified,
❝ And by ‘after party,’ I mean the 24-hour ice cream shop down the street, and by ‘free drinks,’ I mean me and Billy cut extra coupons. ❞
