Shut Up Mr Krabs

Do what 👑🐝 would do

[dreamslongboard]

[greencrook]

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this. If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

[astronicht]

you are my hero

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[ironxbay-deactivated20160805]

d e s t r o y e d

[soft9-deactivated20160214]

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

[laughinggravy]

[officialfrenchtoast]

good grades the entire year but fucking up ur final exam

[psyducked]

I can’t believe this

[myawfulpersonality]

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

me:

you:

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

a laser tag arena would be an intense place for a cat

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

[memewhore]

[miniangel]

I genuinely hate this

[humorously]

happy birthday

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[officialtuxedo]

I shot my first turkey today!

[officialtuxedo]

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section

[highlandvalley]

[magical-girl]

he hide