Go Away ✌🏼😽

I’m just a small bisexual that doesn’t know what’s going on in her head or her life. I like to pet dogs, drink coffee, and scream broadway show tunes. You can follow me but I don’t post much and I can get edgy sometimes so...follow at your own will. 👌🏼✌🏼❤️

[arcadetheatre]

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[yourfursona]

sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy

[yourfursona]

wizard: buys music legally

sorcerer: pirates music

cleric: downloads dad’s old cds

druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster

bard: soundcloud rapper

warlock:

[killowave]

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[jupiterinthe7th]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Looting in RPGs like:

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[carnival-phantasm]

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[ingayderzim]

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

[ingayderzim]

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

[bilberrypilperi-deactivated2020]

I disagree, I know her. Once I complained how hard it is to have kids as a lesbian and she said that I can adopt one of her babies. AND she said I should wear a suit to parties if I don`t feel comfortable in a dress

[ingayderzim]

Oh you know her? You know my stick figure? You’re acquainted with this stick figure. Ur a horrible friend for letting her roots look like this

[inkskinned]

anyone else get a fuzzy-restless feeling when you need to do something but your brain won’t focus on anything and you’re silently begging yourself to just do one thing but instead you’re scrolling tumblr even though you don’t even want to be … it’s like your head is filled with heavy electric cotton like you’re both uncomfy and unable to stop

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

This is the best damn description of executive dysfunction I have ever heard

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[fanderemoperson]

This is how I’ve started the one friendship I have so hmu

[casperthefriendlychicano]

😁

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet