the selkie quenn

just keep following the heartlines on your hand ☆

[vielens]

[shrug-shrug-shrug]

people not realizing that anakin is the one obsessed with the jedi code, not obi-wan, is so understandable but also very funny bc like

obi-wan has space-catholic guilt, but anakin spends day and night going "the code the code i'M BREAKING THE CODE but i don't care because the code is stupid except Oh No i attacked master windu so now i'm going to jedi turbo hell according to the code i don't care about (except i totally do) might as well become a sith to cement my betrayal of the code"

while obi-wan's approach is "i'll unpack that later"

like. obi-wan follows the code more/"better," but anakin (whether following or going against it) is Haunted By It At All Times

and that's precisely why obi-wan fucks off into the desert and gets depressed while anakin goes on a genocidal rampage for 20+ years

[padawins]

obi-wan’s overgrown puppy

[lamermiad]

marlene as spider gwen and lily as mary jane lilylene au

[lamermiad]

marlene as spider gwen and lily as mary jane lilylene au ( again )

[saladscream]

Arthur, sweetie, this is no way to look at your manservant.

No seriously.

Merlin, honey, you're not helping.

Oh, for fuck's sake...

[hurricanewithmyanne]

пожалуйста скажите что я смешная

[hurricanewithmyanne]

honestly I'm super grateful that my graduation school / entering university happens that year cause films industry helps me be more confident because what do you mean I suffer and then I watch project hail mary & michael and these two give me sooo much energy just to live and supergirl and spider man comes out soon that just makes me happy 🧃

[koffeinkaos]

Who is the most chaotic knight?

Arthur scoffs: Gwaine!

Percy: Oh Gwaine

Elyan: GWAINE

Merlin: Everyone will say Gwaine but it's Lancelot

Lance: Gwaine

Gwaine: Elyan

Leon with an exasperated expression: It's definitely Arthur. Definitely. 100%. I have data to prove it. I write most of the reports he's insane. Why does he bring Merlin every time?? Unarmed??? Yeah for the magic duh but Arthur does not know that. Hell I'm not supposed to know that. Must be a kink or something. The 'horseplay'!?, the 'poetry'!? and even the using Merlin as a ladder to get on his horse? We are nor barbarians! We stopped asking that of servants years ago.

[fantasyfiend222]

I love the concept of immortal!merlin living kind of like a phoenix instead of aging slowly or even staying the same. like he’s 80, dies in his sleep, his body gets found, and then a couple of days later he wakes up and he’s 19 again and has to run from his own funeral.

even funnier would be if it also works if he gets killed. and then he ‘haunts’ his killer by showing up and thanking them, because ‘idk if I could’ve taken another 10 years of joint pain’.

[calebauer]

magician’s rage

[maraleestuff]

One of my favorite things about in canon merthur is that Arthur will constantly go “will you shut up Merlin” (or some variation) but when Merlin actually goes quiet, Arthur is instantly like, are you okay? Please chatter my ear off

[helloiwaspromisedshenanigas]

You know what's the funniest thing about BBC's Merlin??

They disregarded everything, EVERYTHING, when it comes to the actual Arthurian myth EXCEPT:

GWAIN'S FUCKING OBSESSION WITH APPLES

THIS SHIT IS CANNON

[thebookluvrr1816]

never getting over this btw (for anyone who wants to know it's from 5x09)

[koffeinkaos]

Merlin’s hobbies are murder and collecting hot men like trophies

[meraarts]

Morgana is the same but with hot women. Merthur might be two sides of the same coin of fate but Mergana are two sides of the same coin of homosexuality.

[pastapodcaster]

AU where not only does Arthur come back from the dead but so do all the knights and Merlin, who was only prepared for the possibility of one guy coming back from the dead has to figure out how to commit mass identity fraud for all of them

[pastapodcaster]

They could reboot BBC Merlin for a 15 min special where Arthur pops out of that fuck ass lake, tells Merlin he loves him and they make out for 5 minutes then roll credits and honestly that would be enough closure for me.