How to Dad 101: Comforting your daughter after a devastating break-up with her boyfriend.
BROKE:
Show up with pizza and wine she didn't ask for.
Eat most of the the pizza, leave her the wine.
Make fun of the boyfriend's name.
WOKE:
Offer to make her some food.
Agree and sympathize with her that someone you love leaving you is just like a death.
Quote Yeats to her.






















