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Sam and Cas and chaos energy

incomplete list of Sam and Castiel’s Chaos Hangouts, organized by the number of gunshot wounds involved:

zero:

locking a witch and a hacker in a warehouse together to decode a forbidden spellbook of dark magic in order to perform a ritual that will lift an ancient curse and coincidentally also unleash a primordial cosmic force into the world {Chaos Level: 4/10. this escapade demonstrates poor planning but is fairly pragmatic.}

Cas struggling to remove his physical hand from Sam’s chest in order to keep Lucifer from detonating Sam’s soul, a situation they are in because Cas has agreed to be possessed by an archangel and Sam has aggressively volunteered to let his soul be used as a battery  {Chaos Level: 6/10. extremely haphazard but only somewhat chaotic.}

trying to extract angel grace from Sam’s body using a giant syringe that they found in the Bunker along with some random untested instructions they also found  {Chaos Level: 8/10. baseline Sam and Cas messaround.}

poking around in the Bunker archives until they find the key to Death’s library so that Sam can bluff his way past a cosmic void entity in order to steal the book that contains the secret to defeating God  {Chaos Level: 9/10. this is a standard Sam and Cas plan but with extra non-Earth dimensions added in.}

wrestling on a diner floor because Sam got brainwashed into believing he’s a 50s-era head of the household named Justin  {Chaos Level: 18/10. off-the-charts Sam and Cas chaos energy.}

one:

Sam missing a ghost with a salt round and shooting Cas instead {Chaos Level: 9/10. includes gems such as: Cas states the obvious in a deadpan voice, Sam doesn’t apologize for waking up that morning and choosing chaos, also a literal clown is there.}

Sam going into a coma because they decided to have Cas probe the magic gunshot wound in Sam’s shoulder that is tethering Sam’s soul to God because Sam previously decided to shoot God with a magic gun  {Chaos Level: 12/10. extra chaos points added because they have learned nothing from the Gadreel grace incident.}

psychically contacting their dead father figure so that he can orchestrate a mass soul prison break creating a distraction so that Cas can sneak into Heaven and break Metatron out of jail and bring him back to Earth in order to cut out his grace so that Sam can shoot Metatron in the leg and then Sam and Cas can finish each other’s sentences as they sass Metatron together while he screams in pain  {Chaos Level: 100/10. the levels of pandemonium, batshit planning, interdimensional mayhem, and violent off-the-cuff sass here are unparalleled.}

multiple:

gunfight in a bar full of demons that 1) starts because Cas decided to go alone to meet a demon in a bar in order to ask him for information about a rogue archangel and 2) ends because Sam yells to the room that he is Extremely Done with Hell politics and will shank the next person who brings it up  {Chaos Level: 15/10. this is only held back from being an easy 50/10 by the fact that Cas is chained to a chair the whole time the fight is happening.}

(inspired by this post which i am still laughing about)

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[lightwolf]

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

[lightwolf]

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

[mmedemerteuil]

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

[kedreeva]

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Spooktober Prompts Masterlist

#580: You never know how many people actually live near you until you’re in a zombie apocalypse and you have to go through them all. {Submitted by: this-victoria-has-no-secret}

#581: A family moves into a new town. But something doesn’t seem right about the residents.

#582: A group of university students decide to start a coven, because they like the aesthetic.

#583: “You’re smiling and I’m scared to find out why.”

#584: Waking up in your dark bedroom is nothing out of the ordinary. Finding the door and the windows all boarded up definitely is.

#585: The nation celebrates the video interviews of the first crew on Mars. But suddenly all the astronauts are found dead - on earth.

#586: People in a small town are getting phone calls from their dead loved ones, that are becoming increasingly more desperate.

#587: It’s all fun and games until the ouija board starts calling you out.

#588: In all of her years, she had seen famine, war, a slew of various horrors that the human mind could never pretend to comprehend- and somehow, the figure that stood before her, that figure the ghost of someone she’d once known, was the most terrifying thing she’d ever seen. {Submitted by: x-sinnamonqueen-x}

#589: “You said you were an angel!” “Oh, I was. I must have forgotten to tell you about the ‘fallen’ part.”

#590: A widowed woman is playing the piano alone in her house, but when she finishes she can hear clapping. {Submitted by: howlingwolve}

#591: Her head was tilted to the side a hair too much, eyes a sliver too large, and her teeth pearl white. “Tilt your head to the right a little? Yes- and if you close your mouth you almost look human.” “Ah, how helpful.” The Fae smiled with closed lips. “A perfect mimicry is so hard to achieve.” {Submitted by: antique-rain}

#592:  A young girl goes missing. Her parents find a doll in her bed that has a frightening resemblance to their daughter.

#593: After waking up from a coma due to suffering injuries from a car accident a woman asks for her brother. But not even her parents seem to remember him ever existing.

#594:  But now I look upon a field with bodies stretched out and I feel nothing.

#595: A stranger comes into town and it’s like a powerful spell was cast. Men and women alike can’t help but fall in love with them.Every adult in town is affected and soon a ruthless fight for the stranger’s affection begins.

#596: You have always heard stories of an unnatural being that transforms into anything or anyone. But everybody always tells you it’s just an urban legend. Until one fateful day, when you’re reading about that urban legend, it suddently appears in front of you. {Submitted by: mythicalphoenix14}

#597: “How did you never notice that there was a gateway to the underworld in your closet?!”“Easy, I never go in there long enough to hear the screams of agony.” {Submitted by: welcome-tothe-mystery-shack}

#598: An object found in a pawn shop or on the road is calling to your character. What does it do? Do they buy/take it?If not, does it show up in their path again? {Submission by: systemfailure99}

#599: Teenagers find a shipwreck on the ground of a small lake with no access to the sea.

#600: “What do you do when a ghost has a crush on you? Asking for a friend.”

#601: When all the stars in the night sky become swallowed by clouds, beware: your head may be sucked into a black hole as you sleep.{Submission by: amarantine-amirite}

#602: In the deepest dark of night, a woman waits for her demon lover. {Submitted by: feralshinycat}

#603: “Out of the all the demon’s I’ve exorcised… Why won’t you budge?” “‘Cause I’m not a demon, Father. I’m a God.“ {Submitted by: kyuhyun-kei}

#604: Imagine hurrying over a cemetery at the darkest hour of the night and almost stumbling over a fallen head stone. You look up and realise that all graves look as if monsters have teared them open. And suddenly ice-cold fingers claw at your feet and start pulling. {Submitted by: ouilah}

#605: This had a body count now and they couldn’t ignore it any longer.

#606: Your character wakes up in a “haunted house” only to realize that the house is alive. It mistakes your character for its original owner and traps them inside, promising to keep them safe and to never let them go ever again. {Submitted by: funstorytimestudios}

#607: You’re sitting at breakfast reading the newspaper, when you come across an obituary - the date of death is not in the past but the following day. And the deceased is sitting right next to you, eating their breakfast.

#608: A normal class reunion wasn’t supposed to take place at a funeral.

#609: A group of friends decide to watch a horror movie together. At first they are excited that the movie was filmed like a livestream. Makes it look more real. That is until they suddenly recognize their house in the video - and see their own silhouettes in the window.

#610: You’re a student who has to interview a frontliner for an assignment. You contact the person and ask if you could interview them. They say yes. It’s days before the deadline, and after a few practice runs via calling with the person themself, one of your classmates ask who you are interviewing. Your classmate is bewildered because, the person you were going to interview died years ago. {Submitted by: error-snow}

[creativepromptsforwriting]

31 Days of Spooktober are over! I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did and thank you to everyone who participated and sent in submissions!

I wish everyone a wonderfully spooky Halloween!

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Haikyuu Fic Recs in a Weird Order

I am very picky and very odd about organizing. I also have high standards. Anyway, on to the list. The categories are not mutually exclusive. There are some other ships, but it’s mostly BokuAka. I didn’t promise not to be biased.

Tl; dr: If you like BokuAka, read everything by norio on Ao3.

Fics that Make You Feel Things

jaywalkers (series) - batman (KuroTsuki, BokuAka, YamaYachi, DaiSuga, ratings from G to E): Everyone is in university. Kuroo is a baker. Bokuto is a photographer. Things happen, people fall in love, and there’s a reason why people say college is one of the best times of your life.

when there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set your brother on fire - pepperfield (Miya sibling dynamic, T for swearing): Atsumu loves too much and Osamu loves not enough. They come out. They figure it out. There is a POV adjustment.

Fics with Really Good Descriptions

the winter of the sky whales - norio (BokuAka, G): Bokuto and Akaashi skygaze together.

on a trip to the aquarium - norio (BokuAka, G): “Akaashi and Bokuto go on a not-date to an aquarium.” - description

san'yō expressway, 6:17 pm - yamabato (SakuAtsu, T, minor blood/injury): Sakusa and Atsumu kiss. Now they are stuck driving home together. Unrelated, there is a Bokuto billboard and I think that is very funny.

Fics with Really Good Characterization

seven days of rain - gabstar (BokuAka, T): Bokuto and Akaashi share an umbrella. Also, great use of Bokuto’s weaknesses.

bitter - silvercistern (BokuAka, G): Akaashi keeps getting confessed to, except he doesn’t like sweets. Someone buys him weird non-sweet chocolate. I wonder who it is.

the gift - norio (BokuAka, G): It’s Akaashi’s birthday. Bokuto might have forgotten to get him something (or did he?), but Akaashi doesn’t mind.

the volleyball is beautiful tonight - norio (BokuAka, G): Bokuto asks Akaashi what the best confession would be like.

to be first, to be best - kittebasu (IwaOi; minor DaiSuga, T for swearing): Oikawa blows up his apartment and moves in with Iwaizumi.

Silver Lining - Mooifyourecows (AsaNoya; minor DaiSuga, T for swearing): Asahi gets stood up on a date. Nishinoya does not stand for this. Pun intended.

you say hello (and i lose) - hcjime (IwaOi, G): Oikawa tries to confess to Iwaizumi, but he has no idea how.

I wish to live in a world - hatsuna (SakuAtsu; minor SunaKomo, T for swearing): Komori and Sakusa grow up. Komori watches Sakusa navigate his unlikely relationship and realizes that growing “apart” can still be growing “together.”

Fics with Really Good Narration/Style

Office Secret Santa - meelie98 (BokuAka; minor KuroKen, KageHina, T for vague sexual references): Everyone works in an office. The office has a Secret Santa event. Akaashi is Bokuto’s Secret Santa.

Yachi Hitoka’s Experiences on Working with Director Ennoshita [there’s more, but you get the idea] - norio (BokuAka, G): Yachi, the narrator, discusses her experiences on set with Ennoshita, Shimizu, Bokuto, and others.

the unconfessables - batman (KuroTsuki, T): Akaashi is a new teaching assistant at his old boarding school. Kuroo, Bokuto, Tsukishima, and crew are students. “INTJ’s in love: a horror story.” - description

every action has an equal and opposite reaction - akanemnida (SakuAtsu, T for swearing): Sakusa approaches his feelings for Atsumu with physics. Atsumu is a part-time model, so of course this does not go as planned.

Crack/Humor that Works

Akaashi’s Cryptid Boyfriend - yikescaninot (BokuAka, T): Akaashi keeps posting pictures of someone in various states of chaos/misfortune/?

Courtship for Owls by Owls of Owls As Encouraged by More Senior Owls - ModernArt2012 (BokuAka, G): 5+1 Bokuto tries to woo Akaashi and becomes increasingly more owl-like.

Under Pressure - ghostystarr (SakuAtsu; mentioned BokuAka, G): Hinata and Bokuto discover that Sakusa has a crush on Atsumu. Of course, they meddle.

Famous V-League Players Make Fools of Themselves on Twitter dot com - crone_zone (KageHina, SakuAtsu, BokuAka; minor AsaNoya, InuAdri, T for swearing): A Twitterfic about Hinata’s professional volleyball debut.

behavioural response of the msby black jackal to newfound independence: a study by miya osamu - spacedhowell (Miya Four, T): Bokuto, Sakusa, Atsumu, and Hinata move in together and learn how to adult. Adulting is hard.

The MSBY Black Jackals Read Thirst Tweets - isaksara (SakuAtsu, KageHina; minor BokuAka, Kita/?, M for sexual content): Bokuto, Sakusa, Atsumu, and Hinata read thirst tweets about themselves. Atsumu has a realization.

Fics with OCs that Don’t Kill the Vibe

In Time - hearthope (BokuAka, T): It’s Bokuto’s second year of high school. There’s a new setter named Akaashi.

A Kind of Magic - hearthope (BokuAka, T): Bokuto meets Akaashi’s family.

[omitsumu]

[omitsumu]

sakuatsu manga panels (part 1)

part 2 :: bonus

[hawberries]

assholes to lovers

(@newamsterdame said this to me word-for-word and i ahve been thinking of it since…)

[image is a 2-panel comic. sakusa gazes heavily at atsumu, one hand touching his cheek, and says, “you bring out the worst in me.” atsumu leans in with an insouciant smile and says, “I like the worst in you.”]

[vbee-miya]

Exposing My Kins

Atsumu Miya Edition : Haikyuu

Vi’s Masterlist

Disclaimer : kin definition - not the oxford language version which means ‘one’s family and relations’ or ‘to be related’ this version is like the anime community version simply being put ;

you act like that specific character and believe you share a connection with them and identify with them. though this isn’t always that bad, people may end up taking it too far/seriously and may end up becoming a toxic trait of theirs which is something to never brag about.

in my case I’m not doing it to brag. It’s all just for fun and jokes. though if one does feel uncomfortable please do tell me and I will try to do something. I’m just merely describing myself.

oh so you’re a miya atsumu kinnie?

How’s it like having others be afraid to approach you when you’re in the middle of doing something?because you’re actually intimidating when you’re serious about whatever it is your doing.

People’s first reaction of you was either you were intimidating, really irritating/annoying, and/or obnoxiously loud.

But once they got used to you you weren’t actually that bad. And in actuality you were just a fun loving being with INSANE STANDARDS.

Bruh. NO ONE is going to reach your standards. Stop it it’s WAY TOO HIGH. This is why you haven’t dated anyone or had anyone stay committed to the relationship. 🤡🤝

How’s the relationship with your siblings?

Right? So u were fighting. And now you’re both okay?

Let’s face it you’re probably the oldest or your the middle child of the family. Or probably the second born.

Perfectionist

HEY! How’s your superiority complex? And why is it that you only have that for like less than a minute?

Are you still that same ignorant asshole? Yea you probably are.

Also how’s it like to not care about the present and constantly get lost on what you’ll be doing tomorrow?

Yeah I see that pile of workload. Do it. NOW. Tomorrow isn’t going to fix it. You’ll just have more.

Why are so talkative?

WHERES the energy coming from?

Also what’s with the sudden mood changes?

How’s it like to not give a shit about what others think about you? Must be nice huh?

Ah yes, trust issues.

You like bossing people around huh?

Your sarcasm is 🧍🏻‍♀️

Stop being so competitive damn it. Not everything is a compilation.

You seek validation from those who you respect and or view as more superior than you.

You can be super fake and super blunt.

Getting annoyed at everyone and everything you see. I see ✍🏼️

Stop using 😏 or 😼 seriously. It’s like at the top of your recent emojis isn’t it?

Don’t lie.

Anyways doesn’t matter what people think about you, just know you’re enough 😌✨

it doesn’t hurt to seek yourself for your own validation.

You also probably kin : Oikawa, Bokuto, Terushima, and Tendo. Sorry I don’t make the rules

you’re lying to yourself if you don’t listen to these songs like 24/7