Fear Animal

they/he | 20s Displaying vague homosexual tendencies Sleep paralysis demon in training Undoubtedly some sort of beast I am LOOKING Does horrible things to wood

[huskii23]

hello internet weirdos

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

[hileynoteson]

if it grows from the ceiling its an alpaca and if it grows from the floor its a llama

[hitokouji]

[emiyamore]

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[gpedia]

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

[werewolvesnearyou]

i believe in friendship

[greenbendy]

just got a new credit card cover

[melodyburst]

Hi, Nanao!

[da-alley-cat]

where my nanao heads at

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[dragongirlsweetie]

a lot of tgirl fantasies are like what if i got turned into a girl and it wasn't my fault so nobody could get mad at me. and everyone was nice to me too.

[vibrantstarfire]

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

[kimiko24]

queen of the hill x

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[xenasaur]

lies, slander, and falsehoods. lilith is one of my smallest fans