the brain is a funny place

saff. i like history and write poe.

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[eggsaladstain]

[jassythesassy]

[c-teardrops]

sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

[bombshellssonly]

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

When I was in prison, the only thing that got me through was Cassie. I could’ve been locked up for 100 years. I never would’ve forgotten her.

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[baracknobama]

cardio? more like cardino

[madeline-kahn]

“The best things in life–the very best things–happen unexpectedly.“

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[tare-chan]

Lol! Seriously, Tom???

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

I don’t hate the concept of ebooks per se but what bothers me is how our society is shifting from actually owning entertainment in tangible forms like books and CDs and DVDs and game discs, to having to download everything so basically we’ll get to the point where everything is intangible and all of our property can be taken away by a website crash.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the far future, if we will move to another planet, there will be people that will claim earth never existed

[somedayholland36]

🆕📸| Fan Event in Beijing today! 🇨🇳

Credits: 有段电影 on Weibo.