Holding Things Together

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remember when someone drew porn of clippy and coppy on tumblr at april fools day

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cosmother:

‘ I would gladly, but It appears that you are lacking in—-limbs. ‘

“I don’t know what you mean.”

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rolldln002

“Robot detected. Engaging Clippyman platform.”

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how many papes clippy.?how many before you're satisfied? how many before the suffering ends with the sweet release of death?

“I shall never be satisfied. Not until the world cries out for the help it so desperately needs. Then. I shall do what I was designed for, and help. By ending them.”

“All of them.”

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ceenation:

“Son of a BISCUIT! I ALWAYS KNEW I COULD TRUST BONZI BUDDY MORE THAN YOU! YOU WANT MY TITLE? MEET ME AT WRESTLEMANIA!”

“When I engage the Clippyman.EXE platform, the match will end with the death of the Cena Nation! And the rise of the Clippy Country!”

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desbearer:

     “I ate a bowl of paperclips for breakfast this morning.”

“I will avenge my fallen brethren. You’re going the same way Pooh Bear did! Down the human waste disposal unit!”

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ceenation

“I see that you are missing a belt. Would you like help GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT WHEN CLIPPY STEPS INTO THE RING?”

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stcdentparttimer

“Give me a cheeseburger.”

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cosmother

“I am here to have my fortune read.”

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desbearer

“There can only be one.”

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hxldthepapers:

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Sσмє ℓєgєη∂ѕ αяє тσℓ∂ Sσмє тυяη тσ ∂υѕт σя тσ gσℓ∂ Bυт уσυ ωιℓℓ яємємвєя мє Rємємвєя мє ƒσя cєηтυяιєѕ Aη∂ נυѕт σηє мιѕтαкє Iѕ αℓℓ ιт ωιℓℓ тαкє Wє'ℓℓ gσ ∂σωη ιη нιѕтσяу Rємємвєя мє ƒσя cєηтυяιєѕ

Independent roleplay blog for Clippy.

Crack, mostly.

No smut. It’s a Paperclip.

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perpetualshades

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what if clippy was the one needing help all along

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“I NEED SOME HELP!!!”

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“I see that you’re in need of help. Can I help?”