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[raiyday]

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

#yeAH THOUGH#THAT'S THE POINT#THAT'S THE--THE THING#HE'S GIVING HIS KIDS THE SHELTER AND SAFETY TO DO WHAT HE COULD NOT#AND HAVE A CHILDHOOD FILLED WITH JOY - @aethersea

[sophsun1]

William Stanford Davis as Mr. Johnson in Abbott Elementary

[laerugo]

having to pay for sebastian, the only straight companion in da2, is still funny on its own but I feel there’s also metatextual humor if we take the “varric is narrating this whole thing” to another level

like it’s no secret varric cannot stand this guy so the thought of cassandra piping up like “wait, wasn’t the champion also friends with the prince of starkhaven? you haven’t mentioned him at all”

and varric rolls his eyes so far back into his head he almost gives himself a migraine, then she insists “no, he is! I know I heard this, stop lying to me dwarf!”

he’s like “andraste’s nutsack, fine, but if you wanna hear about him I’m gonna need some financial incentive to jog my memory. he was so boring I often forget he was even there”

“you can’t be serious, are you saying you’ve completely forgotten everything about him?”

“seven sovereigns for the choir boy, seeker, take it or leave it”

[zealockthegreat]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[jennybeantime]

nothing in mockingjay hurts worse to me than when buttercup returns to katniss in 12 and katniss is yelling at him and then they’re both crying and buttercup came all the way home from district 13 on foot alone searching for prim and she’s dead and katniss is screaming and sobbing at him and then they are bonded and it’s just all too much for me quite frankly

[m-a-d-luvs-comics]

Another by Josh Luna

[vriskanon]

What the fuck? The original comic is about whitewashing:

source

[trashboat]

they whitewashed the comic im screaming

[iwilleatyourenglish]

oh THAT’S why Jesus is there

[fluffypotatey]

when

does a Man become a Monnnnsterrrrr????

558 men

who died under your command

Captain

Captain

Captain

CAPTAIN

WHY WOULD YOU LET THE CYCLOPS LIVE WHEN RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY—?!

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[poisonedcure]

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[lastoneout]

I don’t think the club could handle her

[rottnbrry]

Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo

[draconisxmalfoy]

Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.

The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth

[floating-in-the-blue]

#Children’s media used to be about making you feel the entire depth and breadth of the human emotional spectrum#All while your 7 y/o brain struggled to make sense of if all. But it was like an emotional vaccine#Comprehending loss at that age didn’t make it any easier to bear with age. But atleast it was familiar (conserving these tags by @jonairadreaming because yes)

[memeuplift]

[nickioeste]

This sounded too good to be true, so I did a little bit of fact checking.

Mike Ilitch did in fact pay Rosa Parks' rent for years, but it wasn't because she was laid off. She needed a safer place to live after she was assaulted in her own home at the age of 81. He paid her rent from that point onward, for the rest of her life.

The more you know 🌈⭐

Little Caesars founder quietly paid Rosa Parks' rent for years | CNN

Those who knew Mike Ilitch, the Little Caesars founder and Detroit Tigers owner who died last Friday, have spent the past few days fondly re

[skull-bearer]

When you fact check and it turns out even better than the original story.

[marleysfinest]

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

[teaboot]

Okay there all look great with the EXCEPTION of Howl's bed, are you kidding me

Look at that thang. The duvet, the pillowcases- that shit is embroidered and beaded to FUCK. That's your victorian great-great-grandmother's fanciest display sheets for the decorative guest room nobody ever uses. You roll over the wrong way on one of those appliqué czech glass flowers and lose a goddamn eye. Abrasive as hell. Too delicate to machine-wash, too, so the fabric itself gotta be tough like sandpaper. That, or frayed all to shit, like you shift a little in the night and get sequins falling all over like a drunk queen in a bouncy castle. You know I'm right. Look at him. Look at how he's sleeping and tell me that man's so much as SAT on those sheets in his life. My girl Sophie did her best but we all know that's his fancy interior design hashtag #aesthetic Instagram influencer background room. He doesn't SLEEP there, he sleeps on the couch or on the floor or in the reclined seat of his busted-out Subaru in the garage that hasn't worked right in five years cause he doesn't know what an oil change is. That's the room he uses for makeup tutorials and Shien Hauls (derogatory). Look at that man. Look at him for five seconds and tell me he isn't gonna wake up in an hour crying over snagged hair and floral imprints on his face. What the HELL Sophie baby that blowdried bitch has a twelve step twice daily skin care routine and you're RUINING it. Walked right past his twin size flannel futon in the corner down the hall and dumped him in the biggest bed she could find like a bedazzled roadkill possum. Didn't even put his bonnet on. Sophie I love you so much but first thing he does after he chips his nails clawing his way out of that thing is get your Amelia Bedilia ass. I'm so sorry

[minimal-effort-name]

This almost compares to that guy who wrote The Rant about hating Olaf

[teaboot]

you mean this guy

[imactuallyagiraffe]

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

[imactuallyagiraffe]

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[flowersonmymind1016]

[icedsilver]

[ilex-merciae]

[wukodork]

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

[piedude]

“These men mean me no harm”

“So you feel safe now?”

“Oh, absolutely not”

[void-mori]

[direwoman]

he'll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

Not to derail this post too much but I'd feel wrong if I didn't point out that Dick Warlock is a stunt legend. He also did stunts for:

Jaws

Blazing Saddles

Halloween II and III

Big Trouble in Little China

Spaceballs

The Abyss

and, last but not least, motherfucking The Thing

along with many others.

the man is a credit to both dicks and warlocks.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

An extraordinary name for an extraordinary man.

[theedorksinlove]

different viewpoints