jlxngz:
i mean, we could all pull a greta thunberg if we’re feeling extra funky and just sail everywhere as a mode of transport. i’ve watched too many movies where that ends in disaster though. not even moana could survive the waves without the help of dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson. i feel like as long as you have your trunk full with rainbow cookies, and doritos — a road trip can’t really go wrong. even an interstate killer could be bought with a walmart pack of twenty-four, i’m convinced. no problem, make it an ice bath and your muscles live stress free for a week. not even pranking you.
that honestly might be the move going forward, but on second thought, i don’t really wanna capsize or starve to death somewhere in the ocean. rainbow cookies and doritos actually sounds like the perfect combination of snacks. and i haven’t taken a proper road trip in forever, so one might be in order soon. an ice bath? really? i’ve never tried it, and it sounds kinda terrifying, but i might give it a shot.














