Waiting For Spring Again

[beautifulbluebeast]

Yosh! My name is Maito Gai, the Noble, Beautiful, Blue Beast of Konoha. Anyone from anytime and anywhere are welcome to come and talk, although I am usually training or on a mission and may not respond right away!

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Tenten: Hey Gai-sensei, why did the chicken cross the road? Gai: To get to the other side? Tenten: No, idiot! You’re supposed to say “I don’t know, why?” Gai: Fine. I don’t know, why? Tenten: To get to the old man’s house. Gai: …Okay? Tenten, turning to Kakashi: Knock knock. Kakashi: Absolutely not. Tenten: Just say it. Kakashi: Fine. Who’s there? Tenten: The chicken. Kakashi: Gai: Tenten: Kakashi, getting up, furiously: Tenten... Gai, wheezing with laughter: She got you so bad, I’m framing this moment. Tenten, already running: You can't catch me, old man! Your back pain has back pain!

[beautifulbluebeast]

I don't know why everyone keeps laughing at my eggs... It's a perfectly normal and even nutritious breakfast food!!

[crimson-yuuhi]

Gai, speaking as a friend: have you ever considered that it's the amount of food and not the type of food that people find a little strange?

[beautifulbluebeast]

Four eggs is also a perfectly normal and even nutritious amount of food for breakfast if you add a fruit!!

[thehatakewereop]

The thing about Kakashi is that if he gave any of his adult friends a genuine, full-armed, lean-into-it hug, they would pat his back and then later run to the other friends’ houses and go “we’re putting kakashi on suicide watch again”

[vi3w-monst3rr]

Let’s pose with mama

[anidiotlearning]

Inspired by Bruce Lee's Wing Chun uniform and a couple of other Wushu competition styles because I couldn't find enough references.

Except, ya know, in Gai's iconic green-and-orange.

[beautifulbluebeast]

YYYYEESSSSSS OUTFIT CHANGE! VARIETY CAN SOMETIMES BE THE SPICE!! OF YOUTH!!!

[peach-pot]

voted “guy most akin to a well-behaved dog at the function” third year in a row.

[whotookmysenbon]

@lvshagua/@beautifulbluebeast

Okay I know Kakashi is the one with the dogs. But he's like a barely trained wolf dog that's too smart for his own good and uses it to secretly break into the fridge and hides bones and shit under your couch and gets away with it because he's cute, not because he's well behaved.

Gai?

Gai is the most beautiful, best trained malinois to ever exist. Gai adores playing when he's allowed. He's got beautiful musculature and striations and a thin, fine (bright green neoprene) coat to show it all off. He bites when ordered. He's gentle when he needs to be. High strung, lots of drive and energy, perfect to the breed standard of a taijutsu based Shinobi and then some, and my best in show.

[beautifulbluebeast]

What a compliment! Thank you, old friend 😁

... What's a malinois?

[beautifulbluebeast]

Goooood morning!!!

To those of you who slept! To those of you who haven't: GO!! TO BED!!!

[beautifulbluebeast]

I don't know why everyone keeps laughing at my eggs... It's a perfectly normal and even nutritious breakfast food!!

[narutwitter]

[jvnart]

A redraw of an old ass sketch for @ficklecat 😎

[narutwitter]

[beautifulbluebeast]

what flavor is your soul?

cinnamon

oh child of spice you are bound to the core of the earth. can you feel the heartbeat of nature pulsing through your veins. you are the mouthful of autumn that scorched through your throat, you are the pepper of life that wakes up the weary. the foolish and shaking will attempt to dilute you with sickening sugar, do not let them. your spark is what keeps us alive my dear. keep burning, little star. you see the beauty and the light, but oh you have been fed poison and refuse to drop it onto other's tongues. be wild. I know what your heart is chanting. run. run. run. run dear, find your story. do not trade your spirit for safety. you are a child of the earth, forever seeking, forever dancing.

[beautifulbluebeast]

Aaaaaaaalriiight!! That was a good run! And a good start to the morning, as well.

What are we all having for breakfast? I've got my bananas and eggs all plated up already 🍳

[crimson-yuuhi]

Gai, I genuinely mean no offense, but that's a weird combination.

I'm having coffee and a bagel, though :) ☕

[beautifulbluebeast]

Only one bagel?

[beautifulbluebeast]

Aaaaaaaalriiight!! That was a good run! And a good start to the morning, as well.

What are we all having for breakfast? I've got my bananas and eggs all plated up already 🍳

[beautifulbluebeast]

Posture check!

Check your shoulders and neck that they're not holding too much tension!! Or if you're slouching, stretch!!!

[whotookmysenbon]

no. become shrimp.

[haganekotetsu]

Yeah fuck you, I’m crunching myself into a perfect C shape at the front gates outta spite

[beautifulbluebeast]

>:(

I'm going to GET YOU

>:(

TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODIES

[beautifulbluebeast]

My rival... I didn't realize the power of your sharingan's foresight went so far...