[hxywoodtrash]

Holtz: I like your new pants.

Erin: Thanks! They were 50% off!

Holtz: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Erin: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Holtz: That's not what I meant...

Erin: That's a terrible way to run a business, Holtz

[boydcrowder]

[gayray-deactivated20170310]

21 pilots was created by the government to permanently close your third eye

[himejoshikomaeda]

damn… they got ‘em.

[cheesemastergus]

Michael actively trying not to swear on Schooled despite literally just saying fuck

From Schooled - Season 2: Episode 1 (1:50)

[barbara-dunkelbabe]

@seuldy

[michaeljones]

i hate th is fucking joke and ive watched this clip 400 times

[littlebritish]

Blessed👏🏻

[icefrozenover]

Booker hits the books - Meg Turney Martinwongphoto

[ichigo-kuriimu]

same, michael

[attanos]

achievement hunter according to me

[teammuchrespect]

the intense zoom

[lisaveronica]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[mrstark1]

So we had a storm, and I think I captured an angel visiting Earth in the left area of the picture

[tropicaloceans]

beautiful

[fuu-dog-treats]

my skin is clear, my crops are thriving

[terrifyingjellyfish]

i am ready to lead the soft boy renaissance 

[lisaveronica]

[tocif]

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

The belonging you seek is not behind you, it is ahead.