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[toxicspikes]

the best part about Michael Jones is that you can always hear it in his voice when he’s smiling and it’s the happiest sound in the whole wide world

[grayskymorning]

Polly Florence

[latiox]

[mojosodope178-deactivated201504]

got the munchies like

[tyleroakley]

(via “Convincing Horny Swingstate Gays on Grindr to Vote”)

[fuckyeanihilism]

[that-is-not-milk]

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

[coltre]

[runephoenix6769]

A reminder it's this badass's birthday to say!

Oh.

And happy Halloween 🦇

[moonkitty]

i hate people who hate hairless cats

[moonkitty]

like!!! bitch!!! hes fucking pink!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[yvesane]

[sylceon-remade]

Credit: [x]

[princesstigerbelle]

Me in the winter

[fieldbears]

Please do not miss the tiny socks

[princesstigerbelle]

WHAT NOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT

[hydroflorix]

day 151: dusk lycanroc

[letmebegaytodd]

why did michaels hit me with a "Hi." like we're estranged exes that haven't spoken in years

[letmebegaytodd]

i mean i guess we are now

come to the michaels parking lot in the next 15 minutes for an ass kicking

michaels, grabbing me by my shirt collar like the high school bully in an 80s movie: come get your FUCKING craft supplies nerd

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[ohjessmarie]

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

Watch out everyone people are putting ray bans charity events in kids' halloween candy

[scerek]

Best of: Brenda Meeks, Scary Movie 1–4 (2001–2006)

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh