effervescence.

ellen; virologist now featuring a PhD, she/they, afflicted with dice brain disease and an insatiable need to commit tomfoolery on roller skates. muse blog: welcome-to-panic-station // aesthetic blog witchofthewest-coast. icon art by crownprincekaiju. posts ok 2 rb unless otherwise indicated.

[hyacinth-willow]

The cats that are herding sheep and searching for truffles are AI

oh bummer, thanks for catching that and letting me know!

[viralfrog]

[the-stew-goblin]

What happens if someone turns you into a stew?

Goblin stew. Very tasty

[kittensnax]

not making this up, one time i was at disney world epcot and i passed by a group of 3 bros, one of which wearing a tie dye shirt that said ⬆️ TRIPPIN on it. they looked like this

[sloppystyle]

[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

[storyweavingspider]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[hyacinth-willow]

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[spidermanifested]

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

[spidermanifested]

the thrilling sequel

[zubatts]

[spidermanifested]

fuck

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[theonion]

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[viridiancolors]

[starlit-meadow]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode