Hyazinthen und Narzissten

Alex - they/he

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

White Boy Goes Dancing Part The Second! Follows from this!

[rarnon]

these are the only two real moods 

[thedankmemes]

[anasyufirem]

私はくまのプーさんに携わったすべての人々に感謝しなければならないな

I have to thank all the people involved with Winnie the Pooh.

[brightlotusmoon]

[nyajax]

[supermanstoddlerleash]

[catchymemes]

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[librius]

i want to make this for real i do i really do i cant draw rn tho

[memelzebub]

we need more bitches like these

[babyblankyerror]

Reposting this with the picture together because it deserves more attention and an actual full fledged AU where they adopt Elmo, thank you

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[45percenterthen]

plato's allegory of the fave

[45percenterthen]

belief (he's the specialest girl in the whole world) vs knowledge (he's just some guy)

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

[toskarin]

the heavily occult sections of tumblr probably take umbrage with how popular fate and its accompanying tag are. imagine trying to find haruspicy content and you get king arthur's entire pussy. you're reading the wrong insides!

[nanakoblaze]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

I cannot work a job I don't have time. every day I need to sleep 24593280 hours