collect my species

Just escaped the lab 🤪 Any good burger places around? Humans speak often of them. He/him

[hybrid-slenderman]

Pinned post!!

HEYYOOO I am Hybrid Slenderman!

My pronouns Are He/Him

I Have Been On This Planet For As Long As Anyone Can Remember! If You Need A Lab Rat I CRAVE KNOWLEDGE AND WILL YOU YOUR WILLING PARTICIPANT

My Gas Station, Though Run Down, Is Always Open To All!

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Hallu this is the mod!

my name is Cal and my pronouns are It/its!

Use of tone tags are much appreciated!

mod is a minor but suggestive stuff and flirting is a okay!

There will probably be cursing, flirting, gore, body horror and other such stuff on this account.

my way of talking on post as mod is ((hey blah blah blah)) with the (( around it

m!anons are welcome!

My asks are always open for shenanigans

[detective-slenderman]

Is there a slender doctor I can call for a hysterectomy... I am as the kids say, "going through it" right now....

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Don’t Know About That But I Am VEEEERY Well Versed In Lobotomies ✨ I’ve Had At Lest 9 Myself :D

[detective-slenderman]

How intriguing… Yes i think the processes are similar… Just put the ice pick in a little lower down…

[hybrid-slenderman]

Fabulous

✨❇️✨

[detective-slenderman]

Is there a slender doctor I can call for a hysterectomy... I am as the kids say, "going through it" right now....

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Don’t Know About That But I Am VEEEERY Well Versed In Lobotomies ✨ I’ve Had At Lest 9 Myself :D

[daily-spooky]

[hybrid-slenderman]

She’s Me

[prokopetz]

You're the protagonist of a PS1-era multi-disc RPG. What contrivance does the developer use to save space by not including the starting area's assets on discs 2 and 3, and why is it your fault?

Village burned to the ground by a fire you started

Exiled for a crime you only sort of committed

Narratively enforced cooling-off period for bad breakup with hometown crush

Town collectively punished by Evil Empire for something you did

You know that local tradition you dismissed as mere superstition? Guess what

You did something super cringe and can't bear to show your face again so soon

You're an allegory for whatever and your neighbours proved to be uncool about it

Not allowed back until you replace that thing you broke

Everybody killed by events beyond your control, but you blame yourself anyway

You were forced to destroy it yourself to prevent a Greater Evil

You just have rancid vibes

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onJan 6, 2025

[hybrid-slenderman]

Don’t Be A Wimp, Do All Twelve.

[slender-hero]

Hands you 12 live goldfish

*frowns*

[hybrid-slenderman]

Chomp

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[coke-slenderman]

You Are Far Too Happy Right Now... You're Wagging Your Tail Like A Dog, Its Quite Disturbing...

BUT! The Anon Did Give Me Some Info...Tho Not Much... It Said "family bonding" Or Something So I Guess Its Just You And ME!!

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Know I Love To Learn, Brother!

But Family Bonding Doesn't Sound All Too Bad... Unless They're Counting Her But... Theres No Way

Hahaha haah ha he

[coke-slenderman]

Who are You Mumbling About Brother? As Far As I Know The Only Family That We Have Left Is Us.. Oh Well And- Oh.

Oh..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*falls into the water unceremoniously*

Goodness, all these arms are a real pickle to get used to…

Hello over there are you also- o-oh um Hello Boys.

[hybrid-slenderman]

*flicks tail nervously*

oh my lord, oh my me- she’s here, like actually?!

H-Hello, Jack! It Has Been A While

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns a lighter shade of pink and covers her eyes slightly with her tentacles*

U-Yes is certainly has… how has time been treating you two?

[coke-slenderman]

Oh You Know!

We Got Lost From Each Other, The Usual Experimentation That Humans Do On Us…

*snaps claws in Hybrids direction*

But You Know~ He Never Got Another Gir-

*thwacks it with this his tail, turning it over onto its shell*

[hybrid-slenderman]

HAHAH ANYWAYS

Where Have You Been Jack. You Just Kinda… Left Us… Left Me.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

I know i did.

*picks up coke and puts it right side up*

And i didn’t mean to! i just, i got trapped and i couldn’t find my way out until just a few weeks ago and i tried to find you or a place for me to stay but this forest is so big and some slender are really mean looking and-

*she rambles*

[coke-slenderman]

Does No One Just Try To Ask The Forest?! Is So Simple!!!

*scuttles around with distain*

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

…

…

Heheheh!

*Jack giggles and picks up Coke Again*

Oh how good it is to see that some things have not changed. I do believe that that may be a skill only you possess.

[hybrid-slenderman]

Well… Would You Like To Stay At My Gas Station Untill You Uh Find A Place?

*He flaps his ‘wings’, disturbing the sand under him*

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns pink again*

Oh Um… Yes i think that would be really nice…

[coke-slenderman]

…BARF

I’m Throwing Up Over Here

*it wiggles in Jacks grip*

Get A Room You Too.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Coke!!

Coke!!

*she throws coke into the sand*

[hybrid-slenderman]

How About We Just Catch Up Until This M!anon Wears Off.. Or We Get Another M!Anon

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[coke-slenderman]

You Are Far Too Happy Right Now... You're Wagging Your Tail Like A Dog, Its Quite Disturbing...

BUT! The Anon Did Give Me Some Info...Tho Not Much... It Said "family bonding" Or Something So I Guess Its Just You And ME!!

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Know I Love To Learn, Brother!

But Family Bonding Doesn't Sound All Too Bad... Unless They're Counting Her But... Theres No Way

Hahaha haah ha he

[coke-slenderman]

Who are You Mumbling About Brother? As Far As I Know The Only Family That We Have Left Is Us.. Oh Well And- Oh.

Oh..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*falls into the water unceremoniously*

Goodness, all these arms are a real pickle to get used to…

Hello over there are you also- o-oh um Hello Boys.

[hybrid-slenderman]

*flicks tail nervously*

oh my lord, oh my me- she’s here, like actually?!

H-Hello, Jack! It Has Been A While

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns a lighter shade of pink and covers her eyes slightly with her tentacles*

U-Yes is certainly has… how has time been treating you two?

[coke-slenderman]

Oh You Know!

We Got Lost From Each Other, The Usual Experimentation That Humans Do On Us…

*snaps claws in Hybrids direction*

But You Know~ He Never Got Another Gir-

*thwacks it with this his tail, turning it over onto its shell*

[hybrid-slenderman]

HAHAH ANYWAYS

Where Have You Been Jack. You Just Kinda… Left Us… Left Me.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

I know i did.

*picks up coke and puts it right side up*

And i didn’t mean to! i just, i got trapped and i couldn’t find my way out until just a few weeks ago and i tried to find you or a place for me to stay but this forest is so big and some slender are really mean looking and-

*she rambles*

[coke-slenderman]

Does No One Just Try To Ask The Forest?! Is So Simple!!!

*scuttles around with distain*

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

…

…

Heheheh!

*Jack giggles and picks up Coke Again*

Oh how good it is to see that some things have not changed. I do believe that that may be a skill only you possess.

[hybrid-slenderman]

Well… Would You Like To Stay At My Gas Station Untill You Uh Find A Place?

*He flaps his ‘wings’, disturbing the sand under him*

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[coke-slenderman]

You Are Far Too Happy Right Now... You're Wagging Your Tail Like A Dog, Its Quite Disturbing...

BUT! The Anon Did Give Me Some Info...Tho Not Much... It Said "family bonding" Or Something So I Guess Its Just You And ME!!

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Know I Love To Learn, Brother!

But Family Bonding Doesn't Sound All Too Bad... Unless They're Counting Her But... Theres No Way

Hahaha haah ha he

[coke-slenderman]

Who are You Mumbling About Brother? As Far As I Know The Only Family That We Have Left Is Us.. Oh Well And- Oh.

Oh..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*falls into the water unceremoniously*

Goodness, all these arms are a real pickle to get used to…

Hello over there are you also- o-oh um Hello Boys.

[hybrid-slenderman]

*flicks tail nervously*

oh my lord, oh my me- she’s here, like actually?!

H-Hello, Jack! It Has Been A While

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns a lighter shade of pink and covers her eyes slightly with her tentacles*

U-Yes is certainly has… how has time been treating you two?

[coke-slenderman]

Oh You Know!

We Got Lost From Each Other, The Usual Experimentation That Humans Do On Us…

*snaps claws in Hybrids direction*

But You Know~ He Never Got Another Gir-

*thwacks it with this his tail, turning it over onto its shell*

[hybrid-slenderman]

HAHAH ANYWAYS

Where Have You Been Jack. You Just Kinda… Left Us… Left Me.

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[coke-slenderman]

You Are Far Too Happy Right Now... You're Wagging Your Tail Like A Dog, Its Quite Disturbing...

BUT! The Anon Did Give Me Some Info...Tho Not Much... It Said "family bonding" Or Something So I Guess Its Just You And ME!!

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Know I Love To Learn, Brother!

But Family Bonding Doesn't Sound All Too Bad... Unless They're Counting Her But... Theres No Way

Hahaha haah ha he

[coke-slenderman]

Who are You Mumbling About Brother? As Far As I Know The Only Family That We Have Left Is Us.. Oh Well And- Oh.

Oh..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*falls into the water unceremoniously*

Goodness, all these arms are a real pickle to get used to…

Hello over there are you also- o-oh um Hello Boys.

[hybrid-slenderman]

*flicks tail nervously*

oh my lord, oh my me- she’s here, like actually?!

H-Hello, Jack! It Has Been A While

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[coke-slenderman]

You Are Far Too Happy Right Now... You're Wagging Your Tail Like A Dog, Its Quite Disturbing...

BUT! The Anon Did Give Me Some Info...Tho Not Much... It Said "family bonding" Or Something So I Guess Its Just You And ME!!

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Know I Love To Learn, Brother!

But Family Bonding Doesn't Sound All Too Bad... Unless They're Counting Her But... Theres No Way

Hahaha haah ha he

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[coke-slenderman]

This Is Very Wacky.

Hello Dear Brother! :D

How Long Do You Think This Shall Take? I Was Having A Lovely Debate With My Cabin.

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have No Idea!

The Wonderful Anon Who Did This To Me Gave Me No Information Whatsoever! :D

[hybrid-slenderman]

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[depsidase]

[hybrid-slenderman]

Now I’m Not Sure About The First Two But I’ve Got Those Last Three Covered Easily.

[slender-hero]

apple pencil

[hybrid-slenderman]

Om Nom Nom

[discourse-slenderman]

…………what the fuck do people usually do on Christmas other than presents

..I DON’T HAVE ANY PRESENTS

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Could Cut Down A Tree And Put Its Corps Up In Your House :D

[discourse-slenderman]

What? That’s BORING

[hybrid-slenderman]

Create A Sentient Snowman And Then Traumatize Children With It?

[discourse-slenderman]

..eh.. think COOLER

Who the hell is scared of snowmen??

[hybrid-slenderman]

WAIT!!!!!

Was Could Hang Out For Christmas 😃😄😃

[discourse-slenderman]

….no

[hybrid-slenderman]

PLEASE

Yeah No Thanks Fine. You Could Egg Other Slenders Houses?

[discourse-slenderman]

Did that for Halloween

I think

[hybrid-slenderman]

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Cookies.

[discourse-slenderman]

I’m legally not allowed to bake

[hybrid-slenderman]

So? Do It Illegally.

[discourse-slenderman]

You fare a hard bargain.. except uh. I. Don’t have any supplies AND I’M NOT ASKING SOMEONE

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have Supplies *blink blink blink*

At My Grocery Store… We Could *blink blink blink* Bake Together

[discourse-slenderman]

Nope I’m good, my neighbor has supplies actually

[hybrid-slenderman]

F@CKING F@CK

Yeah No Understandable Have A Nice Day.

[discourse-slenderman]

..weirdo

*scuttle scuttle*

[hybrid-slenderman]

This Is Why You Dont Have Any Friends Hybird, You Got To Stop Being So Cool That People Think They Can’t Hang Out With You Smh My Head

*mumble mumble*

[discourse-slenderman]

…………what the fuck do people usually do on Christmas other than presents

..I DON’T HAVE ANY PRESENTS

[hybrid-slenderman]

You Could Cut Down A Tree And Put Its Corps Up In Your House :D

[discourse-slenderman]

What? That’s BORING

[hybrid-slenderman]

Create A Sentient Snowman And Then Traumatize Children With It?

[discourse-slenderman]

..eh.. think COOLER

Who the hell is scared of snowmen??

[hybrid-slenderman]

WAIT!!!!!

Was Could Hang Out For Christmas 😃😄😃

[discourse-slenderman]

….no

[hybrid-slenderman]

PLEASE

Yeah No Thanks Fine. You Could Egg Other Slenders Houses?

[discourse-slenderman]

Did that for Halloween

I think

[hybrid-slenderman]

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Cookies.

[discourse-slenderman]

I’m legally not allowed to bake

[hybrid-slenderman]

So? Do It Illegally.

[discourse-slenderman]

You fare a hard bargain.. except uh. I. Don’t have any supplies AND I’M NOT ASKING SOMEONE

[hybrid-slenderman]

I Have Supplies *blink blink blink*

At My Grocery Store… We Could *blink blink blink* Bake Together

[discourse-slenderman]

Nope I’m good, my neighbor has supplies actually

[hybrid-slenderman]

F@CKING F@CK

Yeah No Understandable Have A Nice Day.