Beautiful men scare me

Just a girl trying to put her obsessions in one place. She/Her 🇧🇷🔞

[blurds]

do you have an "about" page with relevant information about yourself (eg pronouns, a name you go by, etc)? only i like your blog but always feel strange about following blogs with no face so to speak

I’ve answered this before so we’re going to do this bullet points style

-If there are categories of people you don’t want to follow please assume I belong to all of them

-If you need my demographic info before you can decide if you agree with my opinion or not please disagree with my opinions

-Please assume I am up to no good - this is a good thing to assume with any blog on here - even blogs with faces may be no-faces in disguise

-All of the information you want has been posted here at one time or another if you want to know but I like having that threshold of difficulty in place - if you want to get your creep on I want you to have to work for it

-I am hoping the irony of your having sent this ask anonymously is not lost on you

And, for all bloggers everywhere, a quick reminder: you don’t owe anybody jack shit!

[homunculus-booty-shorts]

okay. coming from the desi armand fan: if your reaction to season 2 and 3 is to woobify him, if it's to choose that he was in the right, it it's to colour every interaction with the others as the sex worker he once was. if it's to take louis' sexual dominace as a genuine reflection of armand's character. i want you to know, in your heart, that an indian (me) considering every piece of info we have about this character, i comepletely consider all of the reads that disagree w those statements to be racist. i WILL consider you a racist. armand is a liar, manipulator, cheater, emotional abuser, mental abuser, murderer, monster, abuser in every possible definition. as a huge HUGE fan of armand, who is literally a delhiite bengali like arun seemingly was btw, he's an utterly irredeemable monster, just like lestat and louis and daniel, if you give two seconds of thought to who they are.

so as a bengali armand girlie: as jacob anderson said, give us the space to be problematic. give us the space to be whole and flawed creatures. armand being treated like a bitch by the rest of the cast is great bc they understand his character. only truly serious criticism this season about the vampire armand comes from W.H.I.T.E fans who cannot fathom the concept of adoring an evil character who is brown, so they Must dehumsnise him until he's their precious uwu bara japanime eyed puppygirl who is capable of no wrong, no agency, no personhood of his own. we are only people to them if we are good, and correct and obedient.

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[mephisto-reporting]

And that's the part that's making me lose my fucking mind.

We lost an entire section of the MAIN STORY.

The livestream literally told us Valko's release was going to reveal more about the Aethercore—one of the biggest mysteries in Love and Deepspace and something that's been central to the plot from the very beginning.

So now what?

You think they can just delete him and nothing changes?

Do people genuinely think you can rip out an entire story arc without consequences?

Everything that was supposed to be revealed through Valko now has to be rewritten, redistributed, or outright cut. The main story is going to have to be retconned. Future updates are going to have to be reworked. Characters may have to be rewritten just to fill the gap he leaves.

If you're celebrating this because you "won," I sincerely hope you understand what you've actually cheered for.

You guys fucking derailed the story.

[fandiagnosis]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.8 | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.3

[reticent-vampire]

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.04: The Devils Road TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[hyenamizu]

I just saw the news about Valko being canceled, and I just gonna say this one thing: say what you want to say about hoyoverse, but they are not a bunch of pussies like infold

Although it would be helpful if they were sometimes lol

[hyenamizu]

And also, for some complaints I have seen from some players (mainly cn I presume), racism wins!!!! Congratulations guys!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃

Valko's haters:

[hyenamizu]

I just saw the news about Valko being canceled, and I just gonna say this one thing: say what you want to say about hoyoverse, but they are not a bunch of pussies like infold

Although it would be helpful if they were sometimes lol

[mars-soup-eel]

[lillyenn23-blog]

Everyone was insane in this episode. I could show this to someone who never watched the show before and they would be like "Okay I see your taste in fictional men is delusional" and they would be right 🙂‍↕️

Armand is like: "I shall write a honest apology to all who I have wronged🖋️" "My fledgling hates me 😿" "Lestat invites me to a concert personally after teasing me with his hotness this is going better than expected 🤩" "I am actually Carrie at the prom ❤️‍🔥💔" "I am not mid 😿" "Daniel stay away from this man he is dangerous 👿, I love you you don't need Lestat 🥺"

Meanwhile Lestat is like: "Fuck the police 🗣️' "Mom where are you????????? 👿 PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME 😭" "Fuck your geriatric sick ass Daniel 😎" "Oh the gremlin is here time to have a hot shower🩸😏🚿" "Come to my show loser it will be fun I am totally not Regina George 💅" "Hey everyoneeee this is Armand 🫵 he mercy killed my mentally ill lover for me he is also veeeeeeery MID in bed 🗣️🗣️🗣️" "Mom where are you????????? 👿 PLS COME BACK DON'T LEAVE ME 😭"

Then Daniel is going insane by flip-flopping intense emotions: "I hate you fall off a cliff 🥀 but I love you 🌹 but I hate you swallow acid🥀 but I love you🌹 pls play evil mind games with me again I miss it 🥺"

And Louis just left the land of reality completely: "Step 1: I will super casually talk to this girl 😇" "Oh fuck I have to bite this cheap burger fuck 🍔" "Okay just tell her you like her vibes as a platonic gay man don't fuck this up Louis 👏" "You remind me of my dead daughter I am also a vampire from this book 😇🥺" "Oh no she's telling me to fuck off, wait poor girl I have money I can throw at your problems pls reconsider 💸" "Okay I shall fuck off. Nevermind I'm back yaaay she accepted this is very normal and nothing bad will happen I am nailing this 😇"

(Daniel Molloy continues to be the most normal one here simply bc his opposition is so batshit)

[professional-rat-eater]

When you start viewing Armand like a teenager (as Assad said we should) literally everything he’s ever done makes sense. That’s why his decisions are so bad and he’s so impulsive.

He’s 517, but physically he’s 27 (but he’s also possibly physically younger than that and doesn’t remember) but mentally, he’s still that teenager Marius bought from the brothel. Sometimes you look at him and how he’s acting and he’s just so Amadeo. That’s why he often looks like a kid playing dress up in his dad’s clothes and why his mood changes so quickly. The abuse froze him as a kid even after he entered adulthood and then vampirism froze all that trauma and trapped him there forever. He never really left Venice. He never really will.

[lioncourtz]

he was fighting for his life on that bus

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[armandlastnamemarius]

The Vampire Lestat 3.03 Toronto

We want to talk about your recent work in the theatre, Nicolas.

[lordichamo]

slowly making my way thru book 7